Posted 2023-05-18T22:22:13, updated 2023-05-23T23:23:24 15 0.9868 wallstreetbets

I'm the guy who posted the depressing loss porn earlier this week. Lost like 85k YTD. I had multiple overdrawn checking accounts, owed friends and family tons of money, had past due rent and credit cards. I was really a mess. On Tuesday night I got my friends and family to send me around 4k to help with overdrafts in my checking. Decided to buy options instead and opened up checking accounts at Etrade and Schwab so I could transfer money in. I transferred like 2200 to etrade and 1900 to Schwab yesterday. Did an instant transfers to etrade checking from venmo so I didn't have to wait for funds to settle) Earlier this week my Schwab account was at 0 and my Etrade was -25 due to an insufficient funds fee when I tried to overdraft my checking account earlier this month. I made good gains yesterday with a bunch of 0dte spy calls, INTU, CMG, TSLA, COST, and ENPH calls. I made 13k profit and transferred out like 5k to my checking accounts to get them back to positive balances. Then I had 6k left in my etrade and 4k left in Schwab. Bought a bunch of 0dte spy calls at open. Went from 6k to 28k to 3k in etrade. Schwab was like 2k at some point. End of day rally blessed me and I made 50k profit today. Made a bunch of other various trades. Sucks cause if I held for another 5 mins. I would have had over 100k in my etrade account. Total gains for the week are slightly over 65k. Getting therapy for a gambling addiction. Gonna need this money cause these they charge 300 an hour. Taking money out today to pay back friends, family, and my credit cards off, and my past due rent. Bought some long term calls on TSN, CVX, and COST because I think these are undervalued.

CVX TSLA COST INTU