| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | +0.41% $682.24 | #265 D | +3.5% C | 509 -3% | Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +3.5%
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R500
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Zack's: Buy
/u/doc_trades made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **1 month** when it was 683.54 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. It's amazing the SPY is only down 3% from ATH with the straight of Hormuz closed for 45 days.
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| 2 | MSFT | +2.92% $381.71 | #64 B | +2.4% C | 250 +8% | Buy | Sell | B C E E D | |||||||
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Week +2.4%
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Best timing
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Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
MSFT green so I'm exiting all my positions and waiting until SPY is 630 to buy or 720, absolutely no in-between. Q4 GDP growth at just.7% and people are buying..Absolute insanity. I wish them all the best of luck but what the absolute fuck are you hoping for by Summer?
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| 3 | PLTR | +3.51% $132.56 | #44 A | -10.4% E | 141 +5% | Hold | Buy | A E E E C | |||||||
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Week -10.4%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 61.5%
Short Pct: 2.4%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Dude you literally did YOLO trading on adderall with 200k margin and somehow made money... this is either the most beautiful disaster or you just got incredibly lucky..My brain hurts trying to follow all those positions but the fact you did this entire thing from phone app while mad at …
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| 4 | SNDK | +9.05% $928.84 | #3 A | +28.2% S | 109 +70% | Strong Buy | Buy | A S A S S | |||||||
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Week +28.2%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 82.6%
Short Pct: 8.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
I've considered buying call options since it was 400$ and every time I say it's overpriced.INTC keeps pumping 3%+ a day, ORLC mooning 8% in a day. SPY pumps $3 in few minutes on basically nothing, SNDK 1000 soon.Retail investors in some cases are a higher percentage than institutional traders.
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| 5 | USO | +4.25% $130.13 | #33 A | -6.3% E | 99 -15% | A E B A A | |||||||||
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Week -6.3%
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The conflict is very clearly escalating, with Iranian attack boats approach US Navy ships and Trump threatening action against them. Gay bear, regard, etc etc... but what in the actual fuck is going on, for real?Wiping my tears with hundred dollar billsTotal rug pull on XOM a minute before market …
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| 6 | NBIS | +7.74% $156.19 | #5 A | +38.8% S | 96 +108% | Hold | Strong Buy | A S A A A | |||||||
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Week +38.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 48.6%
Short Pct: 19.6%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
Waiting for it to cool down and get back in, but my allocation was getting out of control.Shoulda full ported NBIS at $30 last year when I was looking at it.Man I loved bear markets cause all these insanely valuation companies were down.I was juggling among CRWV, IREN, ORCL and …
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| 7 | NVDA | -0.32% $188.04 | #352 D | +5.9% B | 58 +10% | Strong Buy | Strong Buy | D B C C B | |||||||
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Week +5.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
MSFT, AMZN, and NVDA absolutely failed in expectations their last earnings and that was BEFORE the strait closure. If I was Jensen I would buy the cheaper company with better tech which would be SMCI or HP. If they want to allow Space X to IPO at over 2 trillion …
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| 8 | QQQ | +0.45% $613.83 | #255 D | +4.3% C | 54 -17% | Strong Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +4.3%
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R500
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Zack's: Strong Buy
It took 2 months to drop 12% and only half a month to jump 12% on QQQ lmao.You can't double blocksies.btc keeps falling asQQQ recovers.Logically this move should trace back, but you would be lucky to get anything more than 0.5% red on Monday.
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| 9 | NOW | +6.55% $88.43 | #8 A | -13.7% F | 50 +25% | Sell | Sell | A F F E E | |||||||
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Week -13.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 90.8%
Short Pct: 2.9%
Zack's: Sell
Technical Analysis: Sell
"I have decided, after having very productive talks with the Iranians, not to blockade the strait and to continue working on a deal with them which, many are saying, will be the greatest of all time..Avoids a market crash and actually goes a little green, even though NOTHING has changed.I'M …
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| 10 | TSLA | +0.72% $351.46 | #219 C | -0.4% D | 49 -46% | Hold | Sell | C D E E C | |||||||
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Week -0.4%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/Rich-Use1484 made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **1 week** when it was 361.232 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.I bought 60k weekly calls going into an announcement and it sold off and my position was cut in half.
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Last updated 2026-04-13T17:40:55+00:00 browser local time.
- kills 160 school girls - insults the actual pope GUYS IM LITERALLY CHRIST LOOK AT THIS AI SLOP I POSTED
LITEOk guy who works for JPM lol
JPMSPY at 6.6M volume compared to 101M average. This thing is a house of cards being propped up. No one wants to touch this shit.
SPYHow the fuck is SPY maintaining right now? Is TACO so deeply priced in now that antics like "fuck you imma block the strait even harder" doesn't even move the needle anymore?
SPYAMZN + OpenAI = Good MSFT + OpenAI = Bad Retarded market
AMZNIt's amazing the SPY is only down 3% from ATH with the straight of Hormuz closed for 45 days. How long until the rubber meets the road?
SPYStrait is blocked and QQQ is down 0.66% in premarket, you cant make this shit up
QQQPosted this in another thread (do not confuse macro economy and SP500/"the market" which is perhaps the strongest subset of the economy): Most of the top 50-200 weights in SP500 have been around for few to several decades. They have increased revenue/profit/distributions over time despite engergy crisis, wars, financial crisis and global pandemics. What's the justification for the valuation of these companies to all of a sudden collapase? Are you still suscribed to mobile, internet and streaming service? Do you still pay utility bills? Do you still shop at retailers and buy groceries and toiletries? Do you still by gas or electricity for your car, or take mass transportation? Does your workplace still provide computers/software/internet/office space/payroll? Well you are still contributing to the economy despite what's going on half way across the globe. Don't confuse Main Street getting squeezed at the pump with corporate America (not) struggling to generate profits. Sure there may be some ups and downs in the markets as professional traders make moves and there is big money flow. But it's not realistic to believe little retail can mirror these moves because a) lack of access b) lack of speed) c) lack of knowledge. Little retail grows net worth by sticking to the index because it's proven to go up over time. And buying individual stocks that increase revenue/profits/distributions over time. When macro conditions punish these stocks, it's a blessing to buy strong names at a discount. I bought more MSFT and GE during 2008-09 financial crisis. I bought travel and hospitality in March 2020.
MSFT>" Actually the strait is now open thanks to palantir a great company, the ticker is PLTR if you weren't aware. I repeat oil will go down because of PLTR. Did I mention the ticker is PLTR"
PLTRinb4 tweet 1 hour before market open along the lines of: "I have decided, after having very productive talks with the Iranians, not to blockade the strait and to continue working on a deal with them which, many are saying, will be the greatest of all time. I AM NOW GRANTING FREE PASSAGE FOR ALL SHIPS THROUGH THE STRAIT. IT IS WIDE OPEN! DJT" Avoids a market crash and actually goes a little green, even though NOTHING has changed. This is the idiocy of the times we live in.
NOWNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.