| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | POET | -47.35% $7.95 | #501 F | -7.5% E | 942 +401% | Neutral | F E A B B | ||||||||
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Week -7.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 7.6%
Short Pct: 8.2%
Technical Analysis: Neutral
Photonics is the future of the AI race/data centers, and POET will be a major player in it. My price target is $20 EOY, but it looks like we will eclipse that this spring. There are additional POs to be announced in 2026, so we could eventually be looking at …
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| 2 | SPY | +0.17% $715.17 | #194 C | +0.9% C | 420 +40% | Buy | C C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +0.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
Market is gonns beg for a cool off after a 14% rip in 4 weeks on SPY. I just desperately want to see SPY drop below 600$ so I can jerk my tiny bear wiener with tweezers while bvlls seethe, is it too much to ask???
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| 3 | MSFT | +0.05% $424.82 | #219 C | +1.6% B | 293 +118% | Hold | Neutral | C B B E D | |||||||
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Week +1.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 75.9%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
Scam Altman probably wanted to buy up more azure clouds on "commitment money" and MSFT probably told him off due to investors not being happy about it. The fact MSFT is letting Altman & OpenAI open its whore legs for its competitors means MSFT no longer feels ChatGPT is the …
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| 4 | NVDA | +4.00% $216.61 | #6 A | +7.2% A | 291 +117% | Strong Buy | Strong Buy | A A A B A | |||||||
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Week +7.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.2%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
Jensen: Sweat nervously about the erosion of the American AI hardware moat, but keep holding your tech longs anyway. One of my favorite things that cracks me up, FIX is performing NVDA over the last five years. I like the luckiest mf for buying $20k of NVDA at $15 back …
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| 5 | SNDK | +8.11% $1070.20 | #1 S | +17.2% A | 128 +211% | Strong Buy | Strong Buy | S A A A S | |||||||
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Week +17.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.5%
Short Pct: 10.3%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
0 exposure to AMD, SNDK, NVDA, MU/u/callsonreddit made a bet that SNDK would go to 1014.03 within **1 week** when it was 975.03 and it did, congrats gigabrain.'Dominos flags weak consumer sentiment for sales miss.'SNDK Gang members where ya at???You full ported something that at the point of buying it …
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| 6 | AMD | -3.79% $334.63 | #491 E | +21.7% A | 125 -27% | Hold | Buy | E A A A A | |||||||
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Week +21.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 72.1%
Short Pct: 2.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Not shorting it is basically malpractice. AMD is gonna have a repeat 25%+ gain week.Retail sheep won't get the opportunity over here....I'll give one recent example - last year AMD was trash..CUDA was a moat, GPU's were the big deal. Nowadays, AMD's king and the stock is running smoking hot. …
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| 7 | GOOG | +1.81% $348.52 | #40 A | +3.9% B | 112 +148% | Hold | Strong Buy | A B A C A | |||||||
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Week +3.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 60.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
My heart sank - as soon as I saw GOOG as one of the WSB tickers this morning. Copilot IS being adopted by a lot of companies but I'm doubting actual utility. I think Azure is stalling and will guide weak because of changed OpenAI arrangement.
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| 8 | TSLA | +0.63% $378.67 | #132 C | -3.5% D | 105 +43% | Hold | Sell | C D D E C | |||||||
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Week -3.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.6%
Short Pct: 2.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
and algos will add a trillion dollars to TSLA's market cap LMAO/u/NotPapaElon made a bet that TSLa would go to 418.21936 within **5 days** when it was 402.134 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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| 9 | CAR | -8.30% $187.07 | #500 F | -69.3% F | 103 -29% | Strong Sell | Sell | F F A A A | |||||||
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Week -69.3%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 149.3%
Short Pct: 80.0%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Sell
POET (or its CFO) literally just committed suicide out of nowhere.Holding CAR puts through earnings because there's a good shot that they offer some more shares to take advantage of this.Remember the bagholder cope sub for people who lost their life savings on fakemeat?.Where they would post crazy theories about …
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| 10 | MU | +5.60% $524.56 | #3 A | +17.0% A | 81 +82% | Strong Buy | Strong Buy | A A A A A | |||||||
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Week +17.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.2%
Short Pct: 3.2%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
Every new AI model requires exponential increase in ram (kind of).Yeah they were pretending like SK Hynix was going to maintain it's dog crap PE multiples once it is traded on NYSE and MU would be repriced cheaper.Just check the charts of MU, SNDK, NVDA for the past few years.
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Last updated 2026-04-28T09:35:41+00:00 browser local time.
Thank you MU shorts and gey bears for making OP rich
MUFuck you INTC you government propped up piece of shit.
INTC#TLDR --- **Ticker:** NVDA / GOOG **Direction:** Down (in theory) / Up (in OP's portfolio) **Prognosis:** Sweat nervously about the erosion of the American AI hardware moat, but keep holding your tech longs anyway. **Jensen's Prophecy Speedrun:** Any% completion in exactly 3 business days. **Irony Level:** Maximum. Writing a 5-paragraph bearish doom thesis on US Tech while literally dropping an Imgur link to show you're still long NVDA and GOOG.
NVDA GOOG#"Grandpa, tell me about how your dad lost our generational wealth?" > #"LMAO POET "
POETPOET should try to add .AI next to it's name. Guaranteed 800% gain
POETWhat the fuck does POET even do
POETI'm already waiting for Blue Origin to destroy the next ASTS satellite.
ASTSIf you liked POET at 15 you gotta love it at 8
POET# DEAD POET SOCIETY LMAOOOOOO
POETPOET had like 1 customer and they lost it LMAO
POETNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.