| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | +0.62% $654.34 | #212 C | -0.4% D | 254 +83% | Buy | C D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -0.4%
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R500
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Zack's: Buy
/u/Scarfaceb1tch made a bet that SPY would go to 640.49139 within **1 day** when it was 646.961 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. /u/Angry-for-no-reasons made a bets that SPy would going to 655.0 within ** 1 week** whenIt was 634.56 and it does, congrats gigabrain.
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| 2 | MSFT | -0.30% $369.07 | #354 D | -0.5% D | 85 -5% | Hold | Sell | D D D E D | |||||||
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Week -0.5%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Markets pushing up despite major geopolitical uncertainty. Big tech (GOOG, META, MSFT) leading the move, with strong short-term gains. Underlying belief: a big move (up or down) is coming soon. VIX is dropping while prices rise -- which many see as *unnatural*
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| 3 | MU | +9.20% $368.92 | #2 A | -3.4% E | 56 +23% | Strong Buy | Sell | A E E B A | |||||||
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Week -3.4%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
I said this as a joke yesterday about META +5% and it actually went up 6% lolSelling my massive amount of VOO and splitting it between MU SNDK and WDC as they continue to drop. Google just demonstrated a way to have AI hallucinate a lot less with 1/6 the …
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| 4 | USO | -2.00% $124.71 | #461 E | +10.0% A | 36 +103% | E A S A B | |||||||||
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Week +10.0%
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/u/Electrical_Maize3587 made a bet that USO would go to 120.0 within **1 day** when it was 127.122 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.Sadly even if we go to 150 there just isn't a way for it to sustain, demand alone drops off rapidly past 100.
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| 5 | QQQ | +1.05% $583.24 | #152 C | -0.8% D | 31 +30% | Strong Buy | C D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -0.8%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
IBKR margin liquidated my QQQ puts 2 minutes before the big dump. Over 5% off the lows in QZQ stairs down elevator up apparently lmaoDoes this only impact indexes like QQZ that track the NASDAQ specifically?/u/Kaeptor made a bet that QQW would go to 582.91 within **23 hours** when it …
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| 6 | NVDA | +0.42% $175.14 | #253 D | -2.0% E | 25 +3% | Strong Buy | Sell | D E C D B | |||||||
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Week -2.0%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.8%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
Such a fragile ecosystem and we put all our energies into chatbots./u/banditcleaner2 made a bet that NVDA would go to 210.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 191.433 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. At least GLDW, GDXW, KSLV, KGLD are paying dividends and growing …
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| 7 | DVLT | +9.13% $0.68 | #2 A | +10.9% A | 23 +475% | Sell | A A B E E | ||||||||
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Week +10.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 6.0%
Short Pct: 14.5%
Technical Analysis: Sell
If you look at some of their post history it includes NXXT so either bots or paid shills.Currently holding about 1000 shares of DVLT at a $0.55 average.
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| 8 | META | +1.43% $580.31 | #111 B | -2.5% E | 17 -66% | Hold | Sell | B E E D D | |||||||
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Week -2.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 78.7%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Market feels "too calm" given global tensions. Underlying belief: a big move (up or down) is coming soon. Volatility (VIX) is dropping while prices rise. Big tech (GOOG, META, MSFT) leading the move, with strong short-term gains.
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| 9 | RKLB | +2.36% $65.74 | #59 B | -9.8% E | 16 +90% | Hold | Sell | B E D E A | |||||||
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Week -9.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 56.1%
Short Pct: 4.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
hello from somewhere over Europe on my way to Southeast Asia.Sold my previous batch of SLS shares to help buy my new car a few months ago.But I'm gonna dump most of it after SpaceX IPO, miss me with that exit liquidity shit.
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| 10 | HOOD | +0.47% $69.63 | #241 C | -4.0% E | 13 +122% | Hold | Sell | C E E E A | |||||||
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Week -4.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 74.5%
Short Pct: 3.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
I'm a fan of hood but damn if I don't feel angry at this shit.Anyways, I've got 25 years left to retire, so the best thing I could do was continue my regular investing into my indexes and also go to town on some single companies like META, MSFT and …
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Last updated 2026-04-01T17:35:36+00:00 browser local time.
If SPY drops to 640 today, i will shove 10 ice cubes up my ass
SPYSPY now 6% away from ATH so dumb
SPYIn an alternate timeline: US Nuclear inspectors certify that the disarmament agreement with Iran is being upheld. WTI hovers around $65. President Harris had a milquetoast press conference announcing the Artemis launch today, and praised the US while encouraging global cooperation towards establishing a moon base. Nobody can name anyone in the cabinet as they all come from academic backgrounds.
WTIFunny enough, I hold and I watch it 100% within thirty minutes, didn't sell till it dropped to like 5% instead. Sell for small profits, then I watch the market rip up. Has I hold my SPY call, it would have been up 700%-800%. Fuck it, $49 gain is still a gain.
SPYEven the people who work for SNAP would have told you this was a bad idea
SNAPBuying shares and buying shares of SNAP are different things little bro
SNAPto bankrupt MSFT
MSFTOPEN THE CASINO. THIS SHIT IS BORING AF.
OPENWho the fuck is buying SNAP in 2026
SNAPNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.