| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | -1.72% $648.46 | #351 D | -2.1% D | 566 +55% | Buy | D D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -2.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
i've never seen SPY weekly chart looks this bad in my life. Just feels like the market wants to pop - remember how oil literally dumped $30 in 15 seconds on a tweet (which ended up being bullshit)Every April 2nd-9th moving forward, we will celebrate Liberation Day by setting a …
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| 2 | SMCI | -31.33% $21.15 | #501 F | -31.2% F | 424 +582% | Hold | Strong Sell | F F F E E | |||||||
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Week -31.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 56.3%
Short Pct: 19.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
/u/AlfrescoDog made a bet that SMCI would go to 21.46 within **5 hours** when it was 21.9 and it did, congrats autist.We're just gonna punish SMCI for being the Harriet Tubman of big tech and free market capitalism? Their reputation is ruined ppl just gonna use Dell instead.
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| 3 | MSFT | -1.80% $382.02 | #356 D | -3.4% E | 186 +82% | Hold | Strong Sell | D E C E D | |||||||
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Week -3.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
With rising interest rates and an economy on the edge of a knife?How is the Iran war affecting META, MSFT, SOFI?I'm gonna go shit in MSFT hq lobby.Tell the SPY 700 folks to stop building castle in the sky.. at least for 2026.Remember to never get short-dated options. Be smart …
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| 4 | MU | -5.86% $418.23 | #495 E | -1.9% D | 129 -40% | Strong Buy | Buy | E D C A A | |||||||
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Week -1.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.6%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
MU is a high beta stock that had a huge run up, now with conflict in the Middle East you'd expect it to drop.Amazing news always tanks this stock. If you thought MU went up 14% the last few weeks for shits and giggles and still bought calls for earnings …
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| 5 | PL | +22.96% $33.15 | #1 S | +33.7% S | 101 +405% | Hold | Neutral | S S S A A | |||||||
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Week +33.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 74.2%
Short Pct: 13.3%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
Wow 10k off PL i had time still but I just took it. Just wanted to sell calls on a high IV stock for income.Dark horse that could IPO this year:. If they IPO, dump money into them if they are valued at under $10B market cap. LUNR and PL …
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| 6 | NVDA | -2.70% $173.74 | #432 E | -3.6% E | 94 -15% | Strong Buy | Sell | E E D D B | |||||||
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Week -3.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.8%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
NVDA is down less than 1% while the broader market wobbles. jumping into 0DTE calls on a stock sitting at a critical resistance level with $1T in "expected" orders already priced in is the kind of math a loser makes. META, MSFT, NVDA and BRK are particularly dirt cheap rn.
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| 7 | SNDK | -9.09% $701.88 | #501 F | +6.1% A | 82 +38% | Strong Buy | Buy | F A A S S | |||||||
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Week +6.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 9.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
I just have a perfect knack for timing the top./u/Appropriate_Gap_5503 made a bet that SNDK would go to 824.63898 within **22 hours** when it was 742.918 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.No way MM allows it to hit because quad witching or mercury is gonna …
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| 8 | META | -2.46% $591.77 | #421 E | -3.5% E | 79 +86% | Hold | Sell | E E D D D | |||||||
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Week -3.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 78.7%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
How is the Iran war affecting META, MSFT, SOFI?Making money like you would not believe it and still going down 85% lol.Guy had one good idea and one good purchase (Insta), since then living on fumes.Recession/inflation/tariffs will reduce ad spending..AI CAPEX for what purpose, META is not a cloud provider?
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| 9 | TSLA | -3.07% $368.63 | #453 E | -5.8% E | 62 +53% | Hold | Strong Sell | E E D E B | |||||||
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Week -5.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.6%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
TSLA is at $375.98, down 1.14% today, sitting right on a massive negative gamma wall. The structure is rigged against you right now, and that -39.62B GEX means volatility is your enemy, not your friend. The support walls are at $130 and $150, which implies a crash, not a bounce.
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| 10 | QQQ | -1.89% $581.83 | #369 D | -2.0% D | 57 +12% | Strong Buy | D D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -2.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
With triple witching expiring and Iran threatening "zero restraint," the algos are fighting to pin SPY near the 652.50 resistance. Bulls are genuinely some of the dumbest people on the planet. I for real just want to know why NVO trades down harder than high beta AI stocks on red …
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Why yes SPY, I love losing multiple months of income while I'm at work
SPYMSFT about to head to 380 shits a fucking piece of shit
MSFTDumb fuckin bulls said "generational buying opportunity" when SPY was -2% from ATH last week LMAO Ancestral galaxy buying opportunity next week at -10% or what?
SPYDown 25% on smuggling chips into China? We're just gonna punish SMCI for being the Harriet Tubman of big tech and free market capitalism?
SMCIWhy would you post this now after SLV dropped 50% from its high, if you wanted karma that badly so suck off Jake from State Farm
SLVWell that's one way to crater your stock price overnight. Between the accounting issues and now this chip smuggling mess, SMCI is basically speed running every possible way to get delisted
SMCI17% of Qatar's LNG production has been damaged for 3-5 years due to Iranian missile strikes This means that the global economy will face a significant gas shortage in the coming years
LNGI always had the desire and lust to short a piece of shit bank ever since watching the big short when I was a young lad. But you are right. DB crisis means Euro crisis =contagion across the pond. I'll probably look into more of this and become a poor version of Michael Burry
DBMy bull thesis for VCX: Whether we like it or not, AI is coming for many jobs and many companies. The way to get in front of that is to own AI. I can't think of a better way to own AI than VCX.
VCXGLD is getting g fucked by gold dildo
GLDNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.