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| 1 | SPY | +1.21% $710.14 | #266 D | +4.5% C | 90 -84% | Buy | D C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +4.5%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
The Federal Reserve came out on March 30 (the exact bottom) and said they'd not raise rates due to oil prices. So the Fed stepped in and manipulated the market at a point where it was barely a correction lol BTC down half a percentage. If we just go back …
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| 2 | JD | +0.86% $31.60 | #304 D | +9.2% B | 25 -12% | Hold | Buy | D B B B E | |||||||
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Week +9.2%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 13.0%
Short Pct: 2.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
On the one hand, JD attending talks suggests they have a good chance of a deal since he already made the trip once before.Initial reaction is that market pumps, but it will tank for the next 10 days when it escalates and closes again. Same thing happened when US said …
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| 3 | VOO | +1.23% $652.78 | #264 D | +4.5% C | 23 -11% | Buy | D C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +4.5%
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R500
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Zack's: Buy
Long story short get a real job and just buy VOO, you'll end up rich, don't make it complicated. For what it's worth, my world exposure ETF has beat VOO over the last year.don't you dare start investing on that VOO shit for retirement, keep gambling until you hit it.
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| 4 | ASTS | -5.95% $85.53 | #497 E | -9.9% F | 21 -60% | Hold | Sell | E F E E A | |||||||
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Week -9.9%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 41.9%
Short Pct: 20.3%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Nothing wrong with the ASTS satellite itself, still not a good outcome tho>During the New Glenn 3 mission, ASTS BlueBird 7 was placed into a lower than planned orbit by the upper stage of the launch vehicle.Falcon 9 is 99.5% success rate, and they went with BO!
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| 5 | TSLA | +3.01% $400.62 | #70 B | +14.8% A | 17 -75% | Hold | Buy | B A D D B | |||||||
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Week +14.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
There exists no rational market in which shit garbage like MSTR, TSLA, and the quantum fraud stocks thrive.Reddit has been saying the exact thing about TSLa, esp after Elon went full right-wing/Trump, and that ticker is irrational as fuck.
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| 6 | NVDA | +1.68% $201.68 | #221 C | +6.9% B | 16 -81% | Strong Buy | Buy | C B B B B | |||||||
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Week +6.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.2%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
Apple is 31, JPM is 15ish, walmart is about 42, Costco is about 50x.Surely at some point he would have been 20% on that. Can't wait for this "resilient" market to tank when NVDA has another blowout earnings at the end of May.
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| 7 | MSFT | +0.60% $422.79 | #327 D | +14.0% A | 11 -94% | Buy | Neutral | D A C D D | |||||||
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Week +14.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
I loaded up on SPY puts, I got smoked in an hour. I got back into MSFT an hour before close, it dropped, I was down another 400. After hours it got back to my break even point, I sold. When macro conditions punish these stocks, it's a blessing to …
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| 8 | PLTR | +2.54% $146.39 | #124 B | +14.3% A | 10 -79% | Hold | Buy | B A E E B | |||||||
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Week +14.3%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 61.6%
Short Pct: 2.3%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Next tweet: " Actually the strait is now open thanks to palantir a great company, the ticker is PLTR if you weren't aware.>" Actually the strait is now open thanks to palantir a great company, the ticker is PLTR if you weren't aware.
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| 9 | AMD | +0.05% $278.39 | #387 E | +13.6% A | 10 -77% | Hold | Buy | E A A B A | |||||||
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Week +13.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 72.2%
Short Pct: 2.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Global CPU shortage is disrupting PC and industrial-computing supply chains. processors are out of stock even at premium prices, while memory is limited but purchasable. The most scarce parts are Intel's 2022 Raptor Lake series. One source said lead times have become meaningless because waiting does not guarantee delivery.
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| 10 | ES | +0.10% $69.25 | #378 E | -1.0% E | 9 -22% | Hold | Neutral | E E E D C | |||||||
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Week -1.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 87.6%
Short Pct: 3.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
You need to take a step back from doing brute force backtesting on random shit and understand what an edge actually is. You can fool yourself and cherry pick instruments that historically only go straight up, and use indicators to get rid of some of worst downturns. You are basically …
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OPEN THE F*CKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!
OPENFuck, again with this shit on the weekend? # SPY TO 720 NEXT WEEK
SPYI'm not sure why it cared in the first place. Mag 7 is trading at like a 25+ PE. I don't think that whether the straight opens next week or next month will have a dramatic impact on the next 25 years of META. I agree with your general sentiment though lol
METAMETA is the tech company you should worry about the most. Because they aren't a tech company. They are an ad company. The inflation shock in 2022 caused Meta revenue to decrease, while the companies with cloud providers were high single digits in growth still. Apple also dropped in revenue. An actual recession would be terrible for their bottom line.
METAUnrealized gains in GAAP are also absolutely obfuscating real performance. He mentions TSLA and last time I dug deep into their numbers I distinctly remember noticing that they hold a substantial amount of crypto seemingly for the purposes of counting unrealized gains.
TSLAI agree with you on the sentiment, but just wanna point out that people have been attempting to short TSLA *in this sub* for 10 years and have gotten completely slaughtered. I've watched it happen from the sidelines for that entire time with a limp dick in my hand and a bagful of micro pharma shares.
TSLAHell is empty and all the devils buying SPY calls
SPYNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.