It's 2034. You're getting hot and heavy with your brand new Robo girl pleasure bot. She cooks, cleans and provides personal security in addition to sexy time. She's got the ultra realistic flesh upgrades. She's running Claude Morphology 9.8 with the Grok tiddy attachments. You're convinced your friends and family are "just jealous" of your relationship. You're in the zone when she tenses up. She collapses on top of you. You find yourself in an awkward situation and unable to easily move her 400lb titanium alloy body. You're out of tokens. You need the pro package to go more than 3 minutes with her, which isn't usually a problem. But you took your blue pill today. Embarrassed, you activate your Meta Quest AI glasses to call for help, but you accidentally post a selfie to your Insta. Just then it dawns on you. You can toggle down to Sonnet 4.8 to finish up. Sure, she's not as lively but she can still do pretty good python scripting. You activate her home button and she heads for her docking station. You smile and scroll Reddit. Shit posting about on WSB who still insist it's all just a bubble.

I once was in bed with this girl and when i pulled down her pants there was a dick. Didnt impact my portfolio. SPY calls it is

THE STOCK MARKET VERY BEAUTIFUL TRADERS BY THE MANY BEAUTIFUL MEN ARE MAKING THE LINE GO UP BECAUSE WE ARE OPERATING AT LEVELS LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN. THERE WILL BE MANY DAYS OF PAIN AND MANY DAYS OF GAIN BUT NOT TOO MANY OR BOTH AT ONCE BUT MAYBE (VERY AMERICAN)! I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT THE CEO OF SPY (GOOD FRIEND) RELEASE EARNINGS. EVERYONE KNOWS THE CPI PRINT IS NOTHING BUT A HOAX. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Without PDT restriction, went from $165 today to over 8k.. 2 months of mortgage paid for in few trades going in and out without being banned.. We normal folks really been getting cheated this whole time . INSANE. Got some SPY calls into tomorrow for CPI

This crash is terrible, we're only up 6% YTD on SPY the only bear market in existence where everything is green YTD

Only cat photo I would post would be a photo of my position in RCAT, but I prefer positions that start with A like autism

My take- Friday spooked people, the Monday pump seemed like a temporary recovery and today opened a lot like Friday. Behind all this, the market has been running a bit too hot and many felt a pull back would come soon, so things snowballed when the market started to dip. This is all in the face of a bunch of headwinds, oil likely staying high for a while, power and memory shortages with the potential to slow the AI boom, inflation remaining high with interest rate cuts on pause. The list goes on.

Did I read that OPEN shares convert to open ai shares at ipo?

All this market manipulation from april 1 was done for three upcoming IPOs. We are pretty sure now the other 2 IPOs will also come ASAP. companies like NBIS, MRVL, AMD, and ARM will be most affected; strong finance like MU will be resilient and hover between 600 and 900. i think tomorrow's CPI will create more sell-offs and blame inflation, but we all know the reality now.

I was hoping for this. A downtrend reversal in June helps the chances of reanalyzing some of the beaten down names come earnings in July. Looking at you MSFT and META.