| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | +0.37% $658.28 | #233 C | +4.2% C | 223 +33% | Buy | C C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +4.2%
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Zack's: Buy
The situation is twice as bad as it was 1 week ago but SPY is still significantly higher than it was a week ago. I declare the strait open and SPY at 900. You guys always think there's some shadow force "propping up SPY," but just talk to the average …
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| 2 | OPEN | -2.53% $4.62 | #496 E | +4.3% C | 76 +272% | Hold | Sell | E C E E A | |||||||
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Week +4.3%
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Best timing
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Inst hold: 43.4%
Short Pct: 14.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
That means within the military - they got internal conflict and are clueless how to resolve the crisis.
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| 3 | USO | +0.86% $139.11 | #144 C | +7.1% B | 32 -20% | C B A A A | |||||||||
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Week +7.1%
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USO pumped 11% on Thursday and the market did not give a fuck. My base case at this moment is that the down draft from the air-raids have run there course. But there are so many landmines out there right now, that something could cause the market to crash unpredictably.
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| 4 | WTI | +9.52% $3.45 | #1 S | -4.2% E | 28 +20% | Hold | Buy | S E A S A | |||||||
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Week -4.2%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 38.5%
Short Pct: 22.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
At $100+ the damn thing will piss out cash and dividends, of 15-20% at current price. President Harris had a milquetoast press conference announcing the Artemis launch today, and praised the US while encouraging global cooperation towards establishing a moon base.Nobody can name anyone in the cabinet as they all …
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| 5 | QQQ | +0.53% $588.09 | #195 C | +5.3% C | 27 +15% | Strong Buy | C C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +5.3%
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Zack's: Strong Buy
If you are bearish, don't worry, give it time, like I said this ain't over yet. You can buy and sell *hundreds* of contracts a month and there are no tax implications until you take distributions. If option trading was disallowed everyone would just pile money into index funds.
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| 6 | MSFT | -0.11% $373.06 | #338 D | +3.9% C | 26 -29% | Hold | Sell | D C E E D | |||||||
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Week +3.9%
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Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Hell./u/throwawayyhs made a bet that MSFT would go to 450.0 within **1 month** when it was 387.894 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Millions of "Put" options (bets that the market will drop) were purchased by investors seeking insurance.
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| 7 | TSLA | -3.35% $348.52 | #498 E | -1.9% E | 26 +41% | Strong Sell | Strong Sell | E E E E C | |||||||
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Week -1.9%
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R500
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Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
/u/FluffyPenguinsx made a bet that TSLA would go to 300.0 within **1 week** when it was 360.451 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. I believe RKLB will continue to pullback as it's still over priced but I think it will definitely benefit from the IPO.
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| 8 | NVDA | -0.14% $177.14 | #342 D | +7.2% B | 24 +51% | Strong Buy | Neutral | D B C D B | |||||||
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Week +7.2%
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R500
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Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
NVDA is a winner in the long term, no matter what others say. The stock won't have the wonderful growth of the last years, but still it will be one of the easier five-baggers. If it drops more with this AI bubble issue, the growth will be even larger.
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| 9 | SPCE | +20.53% $2.96 | #1 S | +36.6% S | 22 +316% | Hold | Neutral | S S A D D | |||||||
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Week +36.6%
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R500
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Inst hold: 17.9%
Short Pct: 23.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
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| 10 | MU | +3.72% $379.87 | #9 A | +18.0% A | 21 +1% | Strong Buy | Sell | A A B B A | |||||||
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Week +18.0%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/OntologicalSquirrel made a bet that MU would go to 400.0 within **1 week** when it was 352.694 and it did not, so they were banned for a week../u/Deep_Load_67 made a bets that MUWould go to 480.0. within **4 weeks** whenIt was 395.834 and it didn't.Absolutely no consideration for macro environment …
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Last updated 2026-04-06T11:37:01+00:00 browser local time.
The situation is twice as bad as it was 1 week ago but SPY is still significantly higher than it was a week ago. Makes no sense to me. So the conclusion is: Buy Calls
SPY# OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU BASTARDS
OPENThe fuck is this. WTI is highest in 4 years!
WTI# OPEN THE STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
OPENOPEN THE FUCKIN' MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
OPENwtf does this have to do with putting my third mortgage on 0dte SPY puts? Regard.
SPYCould he TACO into Islam? "Praise Allah. I am now Mohammed Trump and I declare the strait open and SPY at 900. Praise be upon him."
SPYI do not have a plan for April 2026. I'm going to continue to buy VTI once a month and continue to direct my 401k to the best available S&P500 index. My plan is to remain consistent. If the entire market crashes, so be it.
VTINot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.