| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | MSFT | -1.12% $424.46 | #327 D | -2.0% D | 951 +244% | Hold | Buy | D D B D D | |||||||
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Week -2.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Heehaw, r/ValueInvesting still has MSFT shilling post./u/TechBubbleTrouble made a bet that MSFT would go to 390.0 within **12 hours** when it was 424.461 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.Tomorrow is the degenerate gambler super bowl.
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| 2 | GOOG | -0.05% $347.31 | #177 C | +2.8% B | 466 +310% | Hold | Buy | C B A C A | |||||||
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Week +2.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 61.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
As a bear, I lost so much money over past one month that I freaked out and ended up buying calls for GOOG, MSFT, AMZN, META and QCOM for earnings today. Sold a few months later at $80k, fancying myself a stock trading genius..Last time I checked, those shares would …
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| 3 | SPY | -0.02% $711.58 | #171 C | +0.1% C | 450 +44% | Buy | C C B C C | ||||||||
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Week +0.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
/u/Icy_Jelly_315 made a bet that SPY would go to 640.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 700.842 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. If he invested 20k in SPY 5 years ago, he'd have 34k now.
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| 4 | INTC | +12.10% $94.75 | #3 A | +45.2% S | 373 +130% | Hold | Buy | A S S A A | |||||||
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Week +45.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 61.7%
Short Pct: 2.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
IRAN announces partnership with Mag7, AMD, INTC and american AI LLM. IRAN CEO: "We really bullied that guy in to fumbling a generational INTC entry" In 2021 I was at work and I bought INTC 0dte puts and I made like $1500 in minutes.
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| 5 | META | -0.33% $669.12 | #218 C | -0.8% C | 354 +361% | Hold | Buy | C C A D C | |||||||
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Week -0.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 78.5%
Short Pct: 1.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
META Reality Labs recorded an operating loss of over $4 billion in Q1. The Reality Labs unit has now accumulated over $80 billion in total operating losses since late 2020. GOOGL - search will probably show no signs of revenue slowing due to AI. YouTube growth will correspond to more …
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| 6 | AMZN | +1.29% $263.04 | #87 B | +3.0% B | 270 +266% | Hold | Buy | B B A C C | |||||||
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Week +3.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 67.1%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
/u/Plastic_Heat_5797 made a bet that AMZN would go to 270.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 254.69 and it did, congrats regard. Bedrock: Processed more tokens in Q1 than all prior years combined; customer spend +170% QoQ."We're making customers' lives easier and better every day across all our businesses," says …
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| 7 | CAR | -0.47% $181.15 | #237 C | -59.2% F | 176 +28% | Strong Sell | Sell | C F A A A | |||||||
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Week -59.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 149.3%
Short Pct: 80.0%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Sell
Lost $3000 within 48 hours from a CAR options trade recommended by Gemini Pro. SEC Board member Herbert Wheeler: "No one buys CAR as an investment, so why lame it up with financials that get ignored?" Added, by member Patricia Smith: "Vibes must be on point, fuck fundamentals".CAR is up …
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| 8 | SOFI | -15.44% $15.52 | #501 F | -18.5% E | 171 +352% | Hold | Neutral | F E D E C | |||||||
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Week -18.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 55.6%
Short Pct: 12.6%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
It was sideways for MONTHS and I finally saw a bit of a dip in late Jan, bought calls, and it immediately dropped. Then I bought calls yesterday on its comeback rally..Thinking of buying leaps to old yeller it.White glove plaintiffs firm is soliciting clients based on a biased short …
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| 9 | NVDA | -1.84% $209.25 | #399 E | +3.3% B | 170 +4% | Buy | Buy | E B A C A | |||||||
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Week +3.3%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.2%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
All Mag 7 names blew out earnings and none of them reported a slowdown in AI CapEx. I am betting huge on RIVN and NVDA (1-2 years) as well as waiting for earnings from AAPL before I trim some. 3-4 year bets in ACHR, JOBY, ZM, CHYM with some small …
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| 10 | HOOD | -13.24% $71.20 | #500 F | -19.5% E | 167 +71% | Strong Sell | Strong Sell | F E C E B | |||||||
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Week -19.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 73.8%
Short Pct: 4.1%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
The only saving grace is that zero options were played, only leveraged ETF. Could had bought any memory or Semi stock and been at Bora Bora right now. HOOD should ban short selling of HOOD on their own platform. No joke my entire portfolio is red except for VOO and …
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Can he pump MSFT? Fucking limp dick stock needs it.
MSFTMSFT holders...We are totally fucked
MSFTPeople got to celebrate MSFT for about two minutes lol
MSFTMSFT I hate you
MSFTBro this is AI dot com bubble 2 but with actual revenue this time. GOOG and MSFT printing like that while Meta lights 140B on fire and still holds 40 percent margins is insane. Only question now is which one blows up first on capex fatigue and which one becomes the literal GPU landlord of Earth.
MSFT META AMZN GOOGMICROSOFT DESTROYS EXPECTATIONS YAYYYYYYYYY NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY?!!
NOWNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.