| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | -0.40% $656.28 | #259 D | +0.9% C | 467 +98% | Buy | D C D D C | ||||||||
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Week +0.9%
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Zack's: Buy
Dude is the main driver of price action and nothing else really even matters. If apocalyptic news isn't actively pummeling it down constantly, it's going to pump. This is going to cause so many traders to quit the markets and start doing some other shit like predictions markets.
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| 2 | AIXI | +188.56% $2.32 | #1 S | +1882.9% S | 126 +500% | Strong Buy | S S S S E | ||||||||
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Week +1882.9%
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Inst hold: 4.7%
Short Pct: 27.0%
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
AIXI reminds me of the GameStop days when everyone was trying to find similar plays during the run when all the time the true king was GME. Apple tried to get AIXI's patent invalidated and the Chinese court rejected that argument. AIXI's infringement lawsuit against Apple is not settled yet.
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| 3 | TSLA | -3.03% $342.11 | #484 E | -8.0% F | 115 +230% | Strong Sell | Sell | E F E E C | |||||||
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Week -8.0%
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Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Sell
Rumors are that Elon is gonna sell out of TSLA to focus on SpaceX.Everything of value will be handed off to spaceX, just fcking dump you pos.Every year TSLa delivery numbers are trash, you get a bunch of downgrades, and then that POS pumps to new highs.
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| 4 | UNH | +10.52% $310.95 | #1 S | +14.9% A | 113 +528% | Hold | Buy | S A A D E | |||||||
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Week +14.9%
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Inst hold: 84.2%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Better to have a boring portfolio than making an interesting one with rockstar shit like Nike, Lululemon, UNH, energy stocks (at the top) and everything else this sub continues to push that will only lose money.So... is UNH gonna slowly bleed out again, again??its 122am in CA and im reading …
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| 5 | USO | +0.88% $140.16 | #71 B | +10.1% A | 93 +73% | B A A S A | |||||||||
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Week +10.1%
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If you are (or have been) willing to call the markets' bluff on the green bounce days, there is still money to be made. The longer we go with no news of the end of the war, the more reality will set in with the markets. I made some money …
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| 6 | MSFT | -0.69% $370.32 | #310 D | +0.0% D | 62 +35% | Hold | Sell | D D E E D | |||||||
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Week +0.0%
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Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
All it took was my to stop buying calls on MSFT on deep red days for it to star Ving every time. Hell./u/throwawayyhs made a bet that MSFT would go to 450.0 within **1 month** when it was 387.894 and it did not.
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| 7 | SPCE | -2.93% $2.98 | #482 E | +22.6% S | 55 +310% | Buy | Buy | E S A D D | |||||||
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Week +22.6%
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Inst hold: 17.9%
Short Pct: 23.2%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
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| 8 | QQQ | -0.67% $584.56 | #304 D | +1.3% C | 42 +41% | Strong Buy | D C D D C | ||||||||
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Week +1.3%
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Zack's: Strong Buy
/u/Ok_Cry7572 made a bet that QQQ would go to 582.3 within **1 day** when it was 588.18 and it did, congrats autist. If you are bearish, don't worry, give it time, like I said this ain't over yet.
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| 9 | MU | -0.57% $375.59 | #286 D | +11.2% A | 34 +32% | Strong Buy | Neutral | D A D C A | |||||||
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Week +11.2%
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Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
/u/AlpacaDream7 made a bet that MU would go to 280.0 within **1 week** when it was 320.794 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. I like the dividend & starting to buy into the idea it's not as cyclical as people think.
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| 10 | VOO | -0.39% $603.28 | #256 D | +1.0% C | 33 +104% | Buy | D C D D C | ||||||||
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Zack's: Buy
Wall Street market makers aggressively bought back millions of shares of stock in the final 5 minutes to clear their books before the long weekend. They bought the imbalance, absorbing the panic and pushing the closing price higher. That makes me sad as a retail investory, because I was trying …
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An entire civilization gonna die tonight , SPY down .5%
SPYA WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT. UNLESS SPY DROPS -0.2% THEN I WILL DELAY THE DECISION A FEW DAYS AND PUMP MARKETS +2%. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
SPYYall bitch in here about how political the thread has gotten but I'm sick of how political SPY is dog. Dude is the main driver of price action and nothing else really even matters. Bulls jerking off fo if the whole time. Disgusting.
SPYLost so much money on this PSTH garbage. Bill Ackman must be the most incompetent financier on the planet, I swear.
PSTHIt took bears months, rising inflation, multiple military invasions, +85% oil, widening credit spreads and private credit selling just to bring SPY down 9.5% The market gained half of it back in 2 sessions off a tweet lmao
SPY# UNH CEO FOUND ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS # LUIGI WALKS
UNHI literally sold my UNH for LLY today, WTF?
UNHThis is going to cause so many traders to quit the markets and start doing some other shit like predictions markets. There's no way SPY should be where it is right now.
SPYBlack tuesday/wednesday double combo. SPY opens at 640 tomorrow and then continues drilling to 620 by Wednesday. And then ber wake up from their dreams, lmao
SPYNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.