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| 1 | SPY | +1.21% $710.14 | #266 D | +4.5% C | 61 -88% | Buy | D C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +4.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
The Federal Reserve came out on March 30 (the exact bottom) and said they'd not raise rates due to oil prices. So the Fed stepped in and manipulated the market at a point where it was barely a correction lol BTC down half a percentage.Genuinely no idea what SPY will …
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| 2 | ASTS | -5.95% $85.53 | #497 E | -9.9% F | 33 -39% | Hold | Sell | E F E E A | |||||||
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Week -9.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 41.9%
Short Pct: 20.3%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Nothing wrong with the ASTS satellite itself, still not a good outcome tho>During the New Glenn 3 mission, ASTS BlueBird 7 was placed into a lower than planned orbit by the upper stage of the launch vehicle.Falcon 9 is 99.5% success rate, and they went with BO!
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| 3 | JD | +0.86% $31.60 | #304 D | +9.2% B | 26 +69% | Hold | Buy | D B B B E | |||||||
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Week +9.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 13.0%
Short Pct: 2.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
On Tuesday, the two Countries met for the first time in 34 years here in Washington, D.C., with our Great Secretary of State, Marco Rubio. I have directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of state Rubio, together with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Razin' Caine, …
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| 4 | NVDA | +1.68% $201.68 | #221 C | +6.9% B | 16 -81% | Strong Buy | Buy | C B B B B | |||||||
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Week +6.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.2%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
The market has actually gotten cheaper the past few months as companies have been making more and more money. Now that the fundamentals are back, everyone wants back into the boat, as everyone understands what this means. US consumer is too resilient and keeps spending. That is the value you …
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| 5 | TSLA | +3.01% $400.62 | #70 B | +14.8% A | 13 -80% | Hold | Buy | B A D D B | |||||||
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Week +14.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
There exists no rational market in which shit garbage like MSTR, TSLA, and the quantum fraud stocks thrive. Their main bulk is in SpaceX and TSLa. The biggest companies in the world at 3-5 trillions are the likes of MSFT, NVDA, GOOGL and AAPL. So the potential for stock growth …
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| 6 | VOO | +1.23% $652.78 | #264 D | +4.5% C | 11 -56% | Buy | D C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +4.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
Long story short get a real job and just buy VOO, you'll end up rich, don't make it complicated. Don't you dare start investing on that VOO shit for retirement, keep gambling until you hit it. For what it's worth, my world exposure ETF has beat VOO over the last …
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| 7 | OPEN | +0.38% $5.29 | #351 D | +22.5% A | 10 -56% | Hold | Buy | D A E E A | |||||||
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Week +22.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 43.4%
Short Pct: 14.4%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
I dont like the [B]eekend [B]hread, there is no anxiety and rage from regards.Monday morning:Doesn't have something like, "MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT THIS IS THE GREATEST OPENING OF HORMUZ IN HISTORY.
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| 8 | NFLX | -9.72% $97.31 | #501 F | -5.5% E | 7 -90% | Buy | Sell | F E C B E | |||||||
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Week -5.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 84.1%
Short Pct: 1.9%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
My $108 4/17 NFLX call I purchased yesterday for $380 is now worth $3/u/prospectivemillions made a bet that NFLX would go to 150.0 within **1 day** when it was 108.162 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. The 15% rally (32% personal) will not be given …
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| 9 | MSFT | +0.60% $422.79 | #327 D | +14.0% A | 7 -96% | Buy | Neutral | D A C D D | |||||||
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Week +14.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
MSFT's daily candle chart looks sus af, but their Heikin Ashi still looks bullish.Strong, profitable, growing businesses at half price. What's the justification for the valuation of these companies to all of a sudden collapase? Don't confuse Main Street getting squeezed at the pump with corporate America (not) struggling to …
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| 10 | AMD | +0.05% $278.39 | #387 E | +13.6% A | 7 -84% | Hold | Buy | E A A B A | |||||||
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Week +13.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 72.2%
Short Pct: 2.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Global CPU shortage disrupting PC and industrial-computing supply chains. processors are out of stock even at premium prices, while memory is limited but purchasable. Most scarce parts are Intel's 2022 Raptor Lake series, and one source said lead times have become meaningless because waiting does not guarantee delivery.
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OPEN THE F*CKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!
OPENThis reminds me when I told my girlfriend I made 2K because etherium was up. Long story short get a real job and just buy VOO, you'll end up rich, don't make it complicated.
VOOlol check your math. NVDA forward P/E is about 24. Apple is 31, JPM is 15ish, walmart is about 42, Costco is about 50x This is why if you think the way you do, you're probably missing the boat. The market has actually gotten cheaper the past few months as companies have been making more and more money. So, companies got cheaper. It got pushed down by some uncertainty and growth scares, but now that the fundamentals are back, everyone wants back into the boat, as everyone understands what this means. The US consumer is too resilient and keeps spending. Good news.
NVDA JPMFuck, again with this shit on the weekend? # SPY TO 720 NEXT WEEK
SPYI'm not sure why it cared in the first place. Mag 7 is trading at like a 25+ PE. I don't think that whether the straight opens next week or next month will have a dramatic impact on the next 25 years of META. I agree with your general sentiment though lol
METAMETA is the tech company you should worry about the most. Because they aren't a tech company. They are an ad company. The inflation shock in 2022 caused Meta revenue to decrease, while the companies with cloud providers were high single digits in growth still. Apple also dropped in revenue. An actual recession would be terrible for their bottom line.
METAUnrealized gains in GAAP are also absolutely obfuscating real performance. He mentions TSLA and last time I dug deep into their numbers I distinctly remember noticing that they hold a substantial amount of crypto seemingly for the purposes of counting unrealized gains.
TSLAHell is empty and all the devils buying SPY calls
SPYNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.