| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | -0.26% $653.70 | #342 D | -2.3% D | 495 +14% | Buy | D D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -2.3%
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R500
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Zack's: Buy
/u/2AMTrader made a bet that SPY would go to 648.7945199999999 within **1 day** when it was 655.348 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Gona drop another 4% this week and some stocks wont recover until 2027.
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| 2 | MSFT | -2.40% $373.79 | #450 E | -6.4% E | 375 +138% | Hold | Sell | E E C E D | |||||||
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Week -6.4%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
MSFT down 30% from its peak and it's not even Ving on a major Green Day. Prognosis: YOLO 95% of your life savings into Big Tech because they own your attention, will force-feed you ads, and are actively using your data to replace you.
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| 3 | USO | +4.00% $114.99 | #16 A | -3.2% D | 113 +76% | A D A A A | |||||||||
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Week -3.2%
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So tired of holding USO calls, just going to stick with the stocks.../u/redpillsbluepills made a bet that USO would go to 80.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 105.673 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.I had a puts YOLO on USO like a week ago …
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| 4 | MU | -3.06% $391.99 | #463 E | -15.1% E | 90 -54% | Strong Buy | Sell | E E D A A | |||||||
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Week -15.1%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
At this point I'm just taking the off ramps on individual holdings as they improve from current position and hanging out in cash money market for any opportunities. Simple math says you'll double up every few years with correct positioning in this ridiculous market with great companies that pay nice …
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| 5 | QQQ | -0.65% $584.16 | #372 D | -3.1% D | 64 +14% | Strong Buy | D D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -3.1%
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R500
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Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
There's absolutely nothing wrong with index fund investing. Most traders don't beat the S&P in the long run and index investing is *way* lower stress with lower risk. QQQ covers the Nasdaq, VTI covers the entire US market, VXUS covers the global market excluding the US.
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| 6 | SMCI | +2.10% $22.03 | #67 B | -30.1% F | 59 -49% | Hold | Strong Sell | B F F E E | |||||||
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Week -30.1%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 56.3%
Short Pct: 19.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
"Ooh this fraud stcok is 70% undervalued" - wall st. Have no idea why it sold off that hard in the first place. If smuggling chips to China was a widespread operation you would have lower level employees doing the dirty work. Instead you had Wally Liaw, a billionaire, doing …
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| 7 | EONR | +12.12% $1.03 | #1 S | +0.1% C | 57 +49% | S C S A A | |||||||||
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Week +0.1%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 5.4%
Short Pct: 3.3%
The grinding on EONR is so bad now, that it nulled out my indicator. Orange man has cried wolf one too many times and oil will no longer hear what he has to say. I'm salty that god damn those people in Trumps inner circle just made sooooo much money …
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| 8 | NVDA | -0.27% $175.17 | #341 D | -3.7% E | 54 -40% | Strong Buy | Sell | D E D D B | |||||||
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Week -3.7%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.8%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
Killer deals right now on GOOG, MU, NVDA. If the world falls apart, we can melt down the chips for fire. If one has a $100M portfolio and owns $2M worth of NVDA, do you think they think about selling at the slightest volatility?
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| 9 | TSLA | +0.19% $381.58 | #292 D | -4.4% E | 49 +5% | Hold | Sell | D E D E B | |||||||
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Week -4.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.6%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
I'm well ahead, but I bought NVDA forever ago, TSLA as well, and got in TSM at 7 bucks lol..Holding those and trimming over time has been very profitable, but the rest of my portfolio is just okay..I'm just trying to do smart consistent things at this point.
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| 10 | MOS | +3.63% $24.95 | #20 A | -13.4% E | 48 +460% | Hold | Sell | A E E C D | |||||||
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Week -13.4%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 95.7%
Short Pct: 6.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
There had been bullish momentum on CF, NTR, and MOS for several months. I think it was a fake out, and I'm pretty sure a long position prints on all three. I'm in fert, I think this pull back was intentional and needed. DAP will move violently if Hormuz remains …
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Last updated 2026-03-24T17:45:16+00:00 browser local time.
SPY just pumped 0.5% because posted a screenshot of some Pakistani dude lmao
SPYIran just cut gas exports to Turkey. Qatar LNG already offline. Hormuz closed. Turkey is now an energy importing country with no energy coming in, 40% inflation, and $30 billion in capital flight. When Turkey breaks, and it will, go look at who's holding Turkish debt. Starts with D, ends with eutsche Bank.
LNGIf SPY ends up red before 3:45 today I will post a video of me attempting to suck my own dick
SPYUSA: OPEN THE STRAIT OR YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF THE US MIGHT! FIRE AND FURY! Iran: No. USA: Well, ok then, what about next week?
OPENLYING IN ALL CAPS
CAPSPremarket made him lose his shit. It's been a 4% swing of SPY over night.
SPYI'd probably keep it pretty balanced right now. Maybe add to something like Nvidia or Amazon on dips for growth, keep a bit in steadier names like Costco or Visa, and then mix in something like VCX for a bit of upside since it gives you exposure to private tech. With everything going on, feels better to spread it out than try to go all-in on one idea.
VCXHis kids all got a heads up before the announcement I have never seen such market manipulation in my life he is worse than Musk was a few years back with TSLA stock
TSLA"Dow futures jump 1,000 points after DJT says U.S. and Iran have held 'productive' talks" Lol ain't no one talking to him.
DJTWRIGHT SAYS THAT IF THE WAR WITH IRAN ENDS IN FIVE DAYS, OIL PRICES WOULD DROP. He is literally just the average WSB bull[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2036100268107182121)
FIVENot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.