| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | MSFT | -0.46% $371.04 | #380 E | -5.3% E | 118 -26% | Hold | Strong Sell | E E D E D | |||||||
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Week -5.3%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
The days of it's enterprise dominance due to legacy operations is coming to an end. Office is being replaced by Gsuite on the government, and Azure is lagging Google Cloud in innovation. For a slightly higher valuation you can just buy Google, which is at the forefront of AI / …
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| 2 | SPY | +0.56% $656.82 | #224 C | -0.4% D | 116 -70% | Buy | C D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -0.4%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
When SPY is down 0.1% every stock is drilling hard. Biggest winner is the government because you are trading SPY and not SPX.options for LETF has higher IV, aka priced in for its movement. 1 contract of SPX is worth 10x of SPY.
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| 3 | MU | -3.40% $382.09 | #501 F | -17.2% F | 62 -33% | Strong Buy | Sell | F F E A A | |||||||
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Week -17.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
TurboQuant reduces the memory required to achieve unit LLM performance. Memory purchases will continue to increase to allow scaling. TurboQuant gives an efficiency boost for higher compute density..TLDR: MU $500 by end of July.I bought greedy MSFT and MU./u/Crazy_Donkies made a bet that MU would go to 477.0 within two …
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| 4 | UGRO | +416.95% $36.29 | #1 S | +1357.4% S | 41 +190% | Strong Buy | S S S S A | ||||||||
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Week +1357.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 4.0%
Short Pct: 9.5%
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
Speaking as someone who bought SMX above $300, please be really fucking careful with UGRO.Wish I bought in the other day when I looked at itMade a killing on UGRO today and I couldn't tell you a single thing about the company including what they do or what UGRO stands …
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| 5 | NVDA | +1.99% $178.68 | #59 B | -1.0% D | 29 -59% | Strong Buy | Sell | B D D D B | |||||||
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Week -1.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.8%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
Started selling NVDA 185 Apr 3 calls when it was about 179.4. went full regard and managed to average up deep into 12 short calls before the MM noticed I am crying and sent a theta train my way. They've absolutely fucked themselves with big daddy Huang as an enemy. …
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| 6 | AMD | +7.26% $220.27 | #4 A | +10.4% A | 26 +86% | Hold | Strong Buy | A A B C A | |||||||
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Week +10.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 72.3%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
So you sell (write) a put and then buy another out at a lower strike. If AMD is > 180, then both expire worthless, and you keep the credit you got paid upfront. He still has the credit he was paid in the beginning to open this position, which offsets …
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| 7 | QQQ | +0.66% $587.82 | #205 C | -1.1% D | 23 -59% | Strong Buy | C D C D C | ||||||||
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Week -1.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
Made great money trading in and out of QQQ puts today. Options for LETF has higher IV, aka priced in for its movement. MSFT still down 3%. I had the brilliant idea of Monday 0DTE calls because "we're wrapping things up" in Iran.
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| 8 | TSLA | +0.76% $385.95 | #185 C | -1.7% D | 22 -50% | Hold | Sell | C D D E B | |||||||
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Week -1.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.6%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Might be good for a short on TSLA depending on price action the first few days. Many funds advertise that they have a higher return than the S&P over a 10-15-20 year period. Beating it each year is far more difficult because that requires finding the right stocks at the …
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| 9 | RKLB | +10.31% $72.88 | #1 S | +4.9% A | 22 +81% | Hold | Strong Buy | S A B C A | |||||||
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Week +4.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 56.1%
Short Pct: 4.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
SpaceX has partnerships with Planet Labs and EchoStar. T-Mobile and Qualcomm are working on chips for the Falcon 9. Amazon still has to use Falcon 9s to get their stuff to space. SpaceX IPO will create a massive hype wave for Elon in general and pump Tesla. But I'll dump …
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| 10 | VCX | +20.64% $380.00 | #1 S | % S | 21 -10% | S S S S A | |||||||||
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R500
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Hold strategy
you can NOT possible reference VCX and talk about sum fundamentals. I fully expect VCX to crash back towards NAV over the coming weeks and months, but also for NAV to increase slowly. I would imagine VCX will completely crater as soon as the lockup period ends, it'll just be …
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Last updated 2026-03-26T08:39:09+00:00 browser local time.
SPY is basically a zombie right now, infected with the Orange virus, refusing to die, no soul, wandering
SPYIn hindsight, it is my fault and I am indeed retarded for investing in companies like MSFT and GOOG that have 35+ billion in quarterly net income with net margins of 30-42% and consistent double beats instead of Walmart with PE at 44, 4.2B net income and 2.2% net margin
MSFTDo the boomers realize that the IEDs that fucked people up in Iran fucking FLY NOW AND CHASE YOU???????
NOW100% this. Younger people are gambling more than ever. HOOD isn't the cause, but more of an effect. I would agree HOOD encourages the behavior, but people will get their fix one way or another
HOODYou're doing the right thing by looking for a way to avoid PLTR. Money isn't everything, and *I'm* not going to reward early investors of an evil company. Ignore the amoral haters.
PLTRI bought 1k of USO ATM calls at close, and this seemingly has ended the war.
USOBiggest winner is the government because you are trading SPY and not SPX. Do SPX next time and save on those taxes
SPYYep, MOS and now MOS is rocketing along with NTR and CF. Best part is that this is just getting started.
MOSNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.