| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | +0.47% $658.93 | #230 C | +4.3% C | 180 -5% | Buy | C C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +4.3%
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R500
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Zack's: Buy
This is going to cause so many traders to quit the markets and start doing some other shit like predictions markets. Since SPY 680 would defy all logic, it's actually likely. All the listed stocks in the major indexes get a huge amount of automatic liquidity thanks to all the …
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| 2 | UNH | +1.48% $281.36 | #85 B | +7.5% B | 77 +499% | Hold | Neutral | B B C E E | |||||||
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Week +7.5%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 84.2%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
its 122am in CA and im reading wsb..im not sure why im such a degen and shit i'm middle aged now but i'm still yoloing bets..i expect a big move inside of the next week.Warren buffet diamond handing his UNH positions.
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| 3 | TSLA | -2.15% $352.82 | #489 E | -0.7% E | 50 +97% | Strong Sell | Sell | E E E E C | |||||||
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Week -0.7%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Sell
Every year TSLA delivery numbers are trash, you get a bunch of downgrades, and then that POS pumps to new highs../u/FluffyPenguinsx made a bet that TSLa would go to 300.0 within **1 week** when it was 360.451 and it did not.
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| 4 | AIXI | +513.74% $0.80 | #1 S | +712.1% S | 44 +413% | Strong Buy | S S S A F | ||||||||
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Week +712.1%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 4.7%
Short Pct: 27.0%
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
I feel like it's a bad sign that AIXI is my best performing stock overnightYou really think some cheap, low cap ai generation company is gonna beat APPLE in court?Everyone thinks they won a big lawsuit against Apple but they're wrong..Apple tried to get AIXI's patent invalidated and the Chinese …
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| 5 | SPCE | +24.80% $3.07 | #1 S | +41.5% S | 43 +291% | Hold | Buy | S S A D C | |||||||
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Week +41.5%
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R500
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Inst hold: 17.9%
Short Pct: 23.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
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| 6 | QQQ | +0.60% $588.50 | #209 C | +5.4% C | 32 +17% | Strong Buy | C C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +5.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
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Zack's: Strong Buy
VOO and SPY are basically doing the same job, so I wouldn't hold both unless you have a specific reason. QQQ is more of a growth tilt, so it can work as an add on but it's not really the same kind of "set it and forget it" core for …
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| 7 | MSFT | -0.16% $372.88 | #345 D | +3.9% C | 30 -26% | Hold | Sell | D C E E D | |||||||
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Week +3.9%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
I calculated this after Thursday, so slightly changed today, but it's hard to look at this and think things aren't oversold.Negative is relation to 52 week high.Maybe I can take a $20 bill out of my wallet and buy meta outright?Pump MSFT to $500 immediately, you crazy bastards.
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| 8 | VOO | +0.44% $605.67 | #236 C | +4.3% C | 25 +75% | Buy | C C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +4.3%
Meme
R500
Best timing
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Zack's: Buy
Wall Street market makers aggressively bought back millions of shares of stock in the final 5 minutes to clear their books before the long weekend. They bought the imbalance, absorbing the panic and pushing the closing price higher. That makes me sad as a retail investory, because I was trying …
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| 9 | USO | +0.74% $138.94 | #187 C | +7.0% B | 23 -46% | C B A A A | |||||||||
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Week +7.0%
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R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
I made some money on VIX calls and on USO in the last few weeks. The longer we go with no news of the end of the war, the more reality will set in with the markets.Imagine buying USO calls, but it stays red and now you can't afford your …
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| 10 | MU | +3.15% $377.76 | #19 A | +17.4% A | 18 -22% | Strong Buy | Neutral | A A B C A | |||||||
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Week +17.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
The timeframe for that to play out would be more like 2+ years out, and I don't think investors are convinced the AI build-out and the current supply/demand balance will continue to get worse long enough to push there. But given the cyclicality of memory/NAND, and how many people in …
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Last updated 2026-04-07T08:38:58+00:00 browser local time.
It took bears months, rising inflation, multiple military invasions, +85% oil, widening credit spreads and private credit selling just to bring SPY down 9.5% The market gained half of it back in 2 sessions off a tweet lmao
SPY# UNH CEO FOUND ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS # LUIGI WALKS
UNHI literally sold my UNH for LLY today, WTF?
UNHThis is going to cause so many traders to quit the markets and start doing some other shit like predictions markets. There's no way SPY should be where it is right now.
SPYBlack tuesday/wednesday double combo. SPY opens at 640 tomorrow and then continues drilling to 620 by Wednesday. And then ber wake up from their dreams, lmao
SPYI may fax a ceasefire agreement to tomorrow and sign it Ali Habibiemni, IRGC Supreme Commander, agreeing to open Hormuz, rename it Strait of America (East), and offer to build a Trump tower in downtown Tehran. First I am going to load up on SPY calls and then fax it 15 minutes later. I may CC Bloomberg, so if you see a headline that Iran has capitulated and fully surrendered tomorrow on Bloomberg, you can thank me.
SPYThe situation is twice as bad as it was 1 week ago but SPY is still significantly higher than it was a week ago. Makes no sense to me. So the conclusion is: Buy Calls
SPYNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.