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| 1 | SPY | -0.20% $708.72 | #308 D | +3.3% C | 129 -71% | Buy | D C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +3.3%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
The past few days were a snooze fest. There's nothing stopping this train to SPY 1000. This was one of the most ridiculous "drops" ever recorded in stock market history. The Federal Reserve came out on March 30 (the exact bottom) and said they'd not raise rates due to oil …
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| 2 | ASTS | -5.30% $81.00 | #501 F | -18.2% F | 57 +1% | Hold | Sell | F F E E A | |||||||
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Week -18.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 41.9%
Short Pct: 20.3%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
If ASTS falls back to $2, I'm buying, and holding this time. Not because I like the company, they just have an insane cult following so $100 is guarunteedNothing wrong with the ASTS satellite itself, still not a good outcome tho.
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| 3 | BYND | +40.95% $1.16 | #1 S | +75.8% S | 54 +226% | Strong Sell | Buy | S S S A F | |||||||
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Week +75.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 40.7%
Short Pct: 31.0%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Buy
If they buy one GPU, they can rebrand as an AI leader in the 'virtually fake meat' market as segment leader.
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| 4 | CAR | +23.27% $608.80 | #1 S | +64.1% S | 52 +283% | Strong Sell | Strong Buy | S S S S A | |||||||
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Week +64.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 147.8%
Short Pct: 93.0%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
shit is way too overpriced and this short squeeze is going to end soon
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| 5 | AMZN | -0.91% $248.28 | #408 E | +3.5% C | 41 +42% | Hold | Buy | E C A C C | |||||||
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Week +3.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 67.1%
Short Pct: 0.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
If you want to bet on AI frontier model developers, just put your money into AMZN, GOOGL, and MSFT. I save up till 20% short term bonds then I DCA SP500. 100% in SP500 would probably beat it, but it gives me the peace of mind so I sleep better.
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| 6 | TSLA | -2.03% $392.50 | #486 E | +11.4% A | 40 -39% | Hold | Buy | E A C E B | |||||||
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Week +11.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto and AI boom and were perfectly positioned, kudos to Jensen. Elon took over and helped create the first real scalable electric car company, and while he gets props from me there, the stock should trade at $50/share give multiple quarters of …
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| 7 | QQQ | -0.32% $646.79 | #326 D | +4.8% C | 33 -39% | Strong Buy | D C C C B | ||||||||
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Week +4.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
Markets are still super bullish so I'm buying QQQ calls at open tomorrow. The 15% rally (32% personal) will not be given back quickly or as part of this event. SPY has a realistic shot at 750 and will continue to SLAUGHTER retails who try to step in its way …
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| 8 | NVDA | +0.19% $202.06 | #249 C | +6.7% B | 29 -60% | Buy | Buy | C B B B A | |||||||
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Week +6.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.2%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto and AI boom and were perfectly positioned, kudos to Jensen. Elon took over and helped create the first real scalable electric car company, and while he gets props from me there, the stock should trade at $50/share give multiple quarters of …
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| 9 | AAPL | +1.04% $273.05 | #131 C | +5.3% B | 27 +9% | Hold | Strong Buy | C B C C C | |||||||
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Week +5.3%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 65.3%
Short Pct: 0.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
We ran 12 months of real OHLCV data through our crypto perpetuals strategy segmented by Fear and Greed regime. What moved was which trades we were taking and the total R across each bucket told the real story. The AAPL and META results are interesting -- trend-driven high volatility names …
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| 10 | MSFT | -1.12% $418.07 | #431 E | +8.8% A | 24 -82% | Buy | Neutral | E A C E D | |||||||
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Week +8.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
If you want to bet on AI frontier model developers, just put your money into AMZN, GOOGL, and MSFT. Tim Cook was a VERY good CEO from supply chains and building out operations for Apple for many decades. He missed in some potential areas, but he also didnt crater the …
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OPEN THE F*CKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!
OPENThis reminds me when I told my girlfriend I made 2K because etherium was up. Long story short get a real job and just buy VOO, you'll end up rich, don't make it complicated.
VOOFuck, again with this shit on the weekend? # SPY TO 720 NEXT WEEK
SPYlol check your math. NVDA forward P/E is about 24. Apple is 31, JPM is 15ish, walmart is about 42, Costco is about 50x This is why if you think the way you do, you're probably missing the boat. The market has actually gotten cheaper the past few months as companies have been making more and more money. So, companies got cheaper. It got pushed down by some uncertainty and growth scares, but now that the fundamentals are back, everyone wants back into the boat, as everyone understands what this means. The US consumer is too resilient and keeps spending. Good news.
NVDA JPMSomehow bought OPEN leaps a couple months before that started to rip lol may be running out of luck
OPENHell is empty and all the devils buying SPY calls
SPYI'm not sure why it cared in the first place. Mag 7 is trading at like a 25+ PE. I don't think that whether the straight opens next week or next month will have a dramatic impact on the next 25 years of META. I agree with your general sentiment though lol
METAUnrealized gains in GAAP are also absolutely obfuscating real performance. He mentions TSLA and last time I dug deep into their numbers I distinctly remember noticing that they hold a substantial amount of crypto seemingly for the purposes of counting unrealized gains.
TSLANot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.