| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | -0.38% $663.50 | #351 D | -1.3% C | 539 +38% | Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week -1.3%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
/u/eldicee made a bet that SPY would go to 669.0 within **2 hours** when it was 664.752 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. I could make $600 before open every day buying 100 shares of SPY over night while I'm sleeping. I am not happy …
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| 2 | EONR | +11.48% $1.50 | #1 S | +124.6% S | 152 +30% | S S S S A | |||||||||
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Week +124.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 5.4%
Short Pct: 3.3%
You guys were right about swing trading, saw news and bearish signals on EONR, and sold it. EON had taken advantage of oil price spikes in September, January and February to establish a base level hedging position through the first quarter of 2027. So, EonR is protected to some degree …
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| 3 | USO | +1.42% $120.07 | #62 B | +10.4% A | 150 -8% | B A S A A | |||||||||
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Week +10.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
/u/slightly_visibleRibs made a bet that USO would go to 125.0 within **5 days** when it was 112.719 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. With the week also being the end of Donnie's ultimatum I full ported USO calls. I eventually got out with 10K profit.
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| 4 | ADBE | -5.27% $255.55 | #501 F | -9.9% E | 104 +392% | Sell | Sell | F E C E E | |||||||
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Week -9.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 87.7%
Short Pct: 3.9%
Zack's: Sell
Technical Analysis: Sell
For ADBE I bought 3 puts and 1 call..I sold 2 of the puts at open and there's a chance the call has value by eod. I made profit on PLTR on both calls and puts in this way. Man I thought ADBE was gonna blow the roof off that …
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| 5 | NVDA | -1.45% $180.48 | #446 E | +1.5% B | 90 +7% | Buy | Buy | E B C C B | |||||||
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Week +1.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.8%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
/u/Fun-Craft-6136 made a bet that NVDA would go to 170.0 within **1 day** when it was 183.624 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. TSMC consumes almost 10% of Taiwans energy. If tomorrow is red, I'm going all in on NVDA and QQQ for the long …
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| 6 | QQQ | -0.51% $594.24 | #369 D | -0.9% C | 86 +37% | Strong Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week -0.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
Next week there will be a horrendous dump on high volume that will take QQQ below 580. At this point, the thread will be filled with people calling for the total collapse of the global economy. Over the next 3 weeks, QQZ will continue to dip, finding support in the …
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| 7 | MU | +4.29% $422.74 | #5 A | +14.2% A | 78 +52% | Strong Buy | Buy | A A B A A | |||||||
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Week +14.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.6%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
At this point MU is the only safe heaven now. Being all cash means your value halves every 15 years, and stays flat if you buy treasuries because inflation is coming. Hypersclaers will cry uncle and stop spending, and stop borrowing, but I'm not in the game of predicting their …
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| 8 | MSFT | -1.39% $396.29 | #441 E | -3.1% D | 74 +36% | Hold | Sell | E D C E D | |||||||
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Week -3.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 75.9%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
why did I buy HOOD when I could have just bought BTC or IBIT, it goes down when BTC goes down and doesnt go back up when BTC is up??I'm so glad I sold the morning pump./u/regardbullbuyer made a bet that MSFT would go to 410.0 within **1 day** when …
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| 9 | HOOD | -3.36% $73.56 | #490 E | -4.6% D | 53 +175% | Hold | Sell | E D C E A | |||||||
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Week -4.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 74.5%
Short Pct: 3.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Also if HOOD can't climb 5% on a day when BTC and COIN is pumping, then it's truly FUCKEDwhy did I buy HOOD when I could have just bought BTC or IBIT, it goes down when BTC goes down and doesnt go back up when BTC is up??I'm super bullish …
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| 10 | META | -3.90% $613.28 | #495 E | -4.9% D | 46 +168% | Hold | Strong Sell | E D D D D | |||||||
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Week -4.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 78.6%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
The META call was a great move and more than compensated for the small AMZN loss. If the delta is too high, you're basically paying a lot for intrinsic exposure and there's less room for expansion. Sometimes slightly lower delta contracts give a better risk/reward because you benefit more if …
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Today's Top 10 (no specific order) 1. It's just gettin started, we gonna need hairspray today cuz we gonna go fast 2. Buy my GPUS bag immediately. Do what I say. 3. I'm fucking bald after open 4. Waiting for the Wendy's check to clear to pay the internet bill 5. My stomach drops everytime I get a Robinhood notification, I think it's one of my tickers cratering or stop loss going off. But it's always just: $SHIT: Poopcoin now available for crypto trading, switch an IRA account over for 0.5% cash back 6. Paper hands leads to Mc Dollar menu.....Diamond hands leads to pink lambo. 7. Only problem with oil going up is that the rest of the market goes in the opposite direction. 8. I said all or nothing. Looks like nothing it is. 9. If u ever feel dumb just remember mfs were buying bynd at +$5 Reply:There are people who bought BYND at +100 10. Full porting into a scam might be the dumbest thing I've ever done (apart from the two times before this). A little early but it's Friday. Make bank and enjoy the weekend!
BYNDFRANCE AND ITALY OPEN TALKS WITH IRAN IN HOPE OF SECURING SAFE HORMUZ PASSAGE - FT "can you let us pass" "no" "ok"
OPENI needed spy to OPEN at 662.87 to sell my put WHAT THE FUCK
OPENAmeritards really voted *twice* for a pedophile loser, condemned in a civil suit for rape, with NYC mafia ties, who tanked a fucking casino, made salacious remarks on his own teenage daughter, bought the Miss Universe pageant to get into the changing rooms, and tried to have the whole congress and his own VP murdered by an enraged mob of hicks. And then he got SPY stuck to 666 for bombing the most important oil passage in the world, because they didn't give him the Nobel Prize. I mean, read the room, he's the Antichrist that was announced by the Prophet Peter Thiel.
SPYUS INTERVENTION IN OIL FUTURES WOULD BE 'BIBLICAL DISASTER', CME WARNS so they are admitting to fraud and manipulation in futures market. shocker
OILCongrats, you discovered the WSB lifecycle: win once, assume you're a prophet, then donate it back to the market with April calls. What's the actual plan if MU sneezes and IV crush turns your 18k into 3k, are you hedging or just rawdogging theta?
MUHolyshit! SPY close almost at 666$ lmao TACO's favourite number.
SPYGiven that chicken and waffles keeps trying to find anything to clutch to as a win, consider that when he took office in 2025, the DOW was at ~48,500, so cheering about 50,000 a 1.5% increase... *for the ENTIRE year* As of my last view, the DOW is sitting ~46,600, so it's actually *WORSE* than when he took office. So are you just relieved he hasn't 'yet' caused record drops in the market like he did last time? Is that the bar for a "win" scenario now? That's the standard?
DOWDamn, SPY is at 666$ and tomorrow is Friday 13th. Fuck! Gonna be sick tomorrow lmao
SPYthe ADBE r/valueinvesting thread reads like poetry >***I am rage buying. I hate this stock, literally the worst performing stock in my port of almost 75 stocks. I cannot stand it, buying in pure rage and shock. Wish I never bought it, POS, dead stock.***
ADBENot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.