| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | +0.09% $655.83 | #287 D | +1.7% C | 13 -91% | Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +1.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
Since SPY 680 would defy all logic, it's actually likely./u/canbolat4 made a bet that SPY would go to 639.0 within **1 day** when it was 645.226 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Even "active" fund managers are just using the same passive strategies still.
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| 2 | MSFT | +1.11% $373.46 | #137 C | +2.0% C | 4 -89% | Hold | Sell | C C D E D | |||||||
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Week +2.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 75.9%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/Dismal_Foundation784 made a bet that MSFT would go to 350.0 within **1 week** when it was 361.925 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. I added mildly to some gold miners last week, which will be down today but were up huge over the last couple.
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| 3 | VOO | +0.11% $602.99 | #282 D | +1.7% C | 2 -81% | Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +1.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
Going into today (The day before Good Friday), millions of "Put" options (bets that the market will drop) were purchased by investors seeking insurance. Wall Street market makers who sold those Puts had to short the actual stocks (like MSFT and VOO) to hedge their own risk. They aggressively bought …
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| 4 | TSLA | -5.42% $360.59 | #501 F | -3.1% E | 2 -86% | Strong Sell | Strong Sell | F E E E C | |||||||
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Week -3.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
An hour of bers and shattered stonks, when the age of Muskboi comes crashing down!I ended yesterday super out of the money on TSLA puts and now I am super in the money.Holding TSLA leaps puts is not easy.We've all sold a stock or option, only to see it rocket..Now, …
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| 5 | HIMS | -3.53% $19.14 | #500 F | -8.2% E | 2 | Hold | Strong Sell | F E A F E | |||||||
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Week -8.2%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 85.6%
Short Pct: 45.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
/u/Redrammer made a bet that HIMS would go to 25.69 within **1 day** when it was 20.93 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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| 6 | NKE | -0.99% $44.19 | #408 E | -15.1% F | 1 -87% | Hold | Strong Sell | E F E E E | |||||||
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Week -15.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.9%
Short Pct: 4.6%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
If he bought at market close, who could he have a $77K gain?/u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186 made a bet that NKE would go to 46.26 within **2 days** when it was 51.4 and it did, congrats autist.
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| 7 | WTI | +4.65% $3.15 | #7 A | -4.0% E | 1 -95% | Hold | Buy | A E A A A | |||||||
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Week -4.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 38.5%
Short Pct: 22.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Last week, the VIX popped over 30 and Trump spewed some bullshit pre-market. At the beginning of the week it was like nothing had ever happened... WTI tanked, Oil was expensive, but we still all were in some jolly bull market. In the last 365 days, VIX has breached 30 …
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| 8 | DJT | +1.32% $9.18 | #107 B | +6.9% A | 1 -84% | Sell | B A E E F | ||||||||
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Week +6.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 20.3%
Short Pct: 7.3%
Technical Analysis: Sell
The 2 biggest takeaways that changed my results: 1..Used to take 5-10 trades a day with shitty setups and got blown up many times..Now, I take 1 or 2 trades a WEEK, at important pivot spots, with good size (refer to pt 1), and because I have predefined risk, I …
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| 9 | MU | -0.44% $366.24 | #356 D | +3.1% B | 1 -94% | Strong Buy | Sell | D B E B A | |||||||
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Week +3.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
Sold my MU calls yesterday too early.Also look at any individual stock subreddit to see how generally clueless the average investor is..Or in the MU sub saying the huge drop is because Google put out research that they can use memory at 6x the efficiency..Absolutely no consideration for the macro …
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| 10 | NVDA | +0.93% $177.39 | #160 C | +3.6% B | 1 -92% | Strong Buy | Neutral | C B C D B | |||||||
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Week +3.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
Tech (not mag7 aside from NVDA which I've owned for several years), real assets (gold, oil, copper, etc), biotech (not recommended but I enjoy it) and a few other odds and ends themes/categories. "Being so young I anticipate being set with my current strategy but obviously I want to maximize …
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IT WAS OPEN!!! THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
OPENRumor of war end: SPY +4.5% Reality of war getting more intense: SPY -1.5%
SPYOil up 8% and SPY trying to turn green, what a fucking scam.
SPYAll the listed stocks in the major indexes get a huge amount of automatic liquidity thanks to all the passive ETFs that buy them, including buying all of SPY, for example, right after a drop. It's like easy mode for these companies. Everyone's gotten lazy, even "active" fund managers--they are just using the same passive strategies still. It's all good until the music stops. Your grandpa's pension fund is dumping money in these dumpsters. Better get your spare room ready for when the fund goes bankrupt.
SPYA day may come when the fanbois of Elon fails, when we forsake our calls and break all bonds with TSLA, but it is not this day. An hour of bers and shattered stonks, when the age of Muskboi comes crashing down! But it is not this day!
TSLARKLB has had a huge run, obviously, but if the neutron rocket, still in development, is successful, the stock will probably take off again.
RKLBA-10 "WARTHOG" PLANES COULD BE USED TO SUPPORT US GROUND FORCES IN SEIZING TERRITORY NEAR STRAIT OF HORMUZ OR KHARG ISLAND, IRAN'S MAIN OIL HUB IN NORTHERN PERSIAN GULF - NYT
OILIf SPY drops to 640 today, i will shove 10 ice cubes up my ass
SPYSPY now 6% away from ATH so dumb
SPYI remember one Motherfuc*** here told me on Monday that Tuesday, Wednesday would be a rally, and Thursday would be a bleed. Played QQQ perfectly until yesterday, loaded with puts today. I just wanted to say, Thanks Barron, and nice to see you on WSB
QQQNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.