| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | -0.47% $674.01 | #227 C | -1.6% C | 381 +4% | Buy | C C C D C | ||||||||
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Week -1.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
Mining the strait puts the GUARANTEED closure at 3-6 weeks now up from 2-3 weeks. US strategy is now to bomb infrastructure until they "cry uncle"..That means we're headed towards a start-stop industrial cycle. Expected -5% on SPY today and didnt even get -0.5%... All of this panic for nothing.
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| 2 | ORCL | +8.14% $161.57 | #1 S | +6.0% A | 279 +294% | Hold | Sell | S A B E C | |||||||
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Week +6.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.3%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/Sad-Airman made a bet that ORCL would go to 162.55 within **6 hours** when it was 164.19 and it did, congrats autist. I told yall yesterday the Oracle's earnings was a repeat of NVDIA essentially..ORCL is in fucking trouble despite those (totally legit) earnings and Wall Street knows it.
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| 3 | USO | +1.86% $107.83 | #31 A | +17.8% S | 133 +1% | A S A A B | |||||||||
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Week +17.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Last week, I dont remember which day, US announced the Crude Oil Inventories data. With the week also being the end of Donnie's ultimatum I full ported USO calls. Then I watched the buy button turn off, thinking "it will go back", I eventually got out with 10K profit.
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| 4 | NBIS | +13.31% $109.26 | #1 S | +11.7% A | 120 +340% | Hold | Neutral | S A A B A | |||||||
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Week +11.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 48.5%
Short Pct: 18.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
NBIS investors: We're going to that rare high place where only the snow leopards live. Lmao they're investing in literally anyone with a pulse that can buy their GPUs. My entire port is META, MSFT, NBIS, UNH, SNDK, VOO.
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| 5 | EONR | +5.79% $0.88 | #4 A | +72.7% S | 94 +11% | A S S A A | |||||||||
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Week +72.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 5.4%
Short Pct: 4.6%
The oil price cannot stay at these levels with the strait still closed and ships being hit. The oil price is going to spike again, this is far from over and the impact of Middle East production stops has yet to be felt. I just know some fuck is gonna …
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| 6 | NVDA | +0.05% $184.85 | #141 C | +1.0% A | 89 -12% | Buy | Sell | C A C C A | |||||||
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Week +1.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
NVDA tanks after stellar earnings along with a bunch of great companies. Don declares war is pretty much over, market pumps..Turns out it was not true we dump towards the end of the day.The MMs who run these algos are more retarded than the guy who bought NVDA 120 puts …
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| 7 | HIMS | +12.89% $26.50 | #1 S | +61.1% S | 74 +22% | Hold | Buy | S S S E E | |||||||
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Week +61.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 85.7%
Short Pct: 46.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
/u/AlpacaDream7 made a bet that HIMS would go to 21.862350000000003 within **1 day** when it was 23.013 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.Jesus HIMS up 40 percent.I literally sold all my HIMS today for a loss.
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| 8 | MSFT | -0.63% $403.19 | #255 D | -0.5% B | 71 +2% | Hold | Neutral | D B C E D | |||||||
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Week -0.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 75.9%
Short Pct: 0.8%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
S&P 500 is delivering double digit 14%+ earnings growth. Massacred software like MSFT are delivering 60%+ growth. The minute I sold MSFT this shit literally starts recovering. There's really no way MSFT survives the AI apocalypse, they truly fucked up and missed the boat.
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| 9 | QQQ | -0.34% $605.70 | #206 C | -0.8% B | 70 +11% | Strong Buy | C B C D C | ||||||||
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Week -0.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
Fear caused flight into DXY, obviously the USD is still the worlds reserve currency. US Consumers keep spending, can't help themselves and US president will manipulate the market. People saying that GOOG is worth no money, people saying QQQ will never hit 300 again (over double now) Almost every single …
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| 10 | TSLA | +1.30% $404.42 | #46 A | -0.4% B | 57 +26% | Hold | Sell | A B D D A | |||||||
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Week -0.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.6%
Short Pct: 1.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/Casualhotpockets made a bet that TSLA would go to 422.26800000000003 within **1 day** when it was 402.16 and it did not.I legit can't care if it ends up dumping hard, i am so relieved man.My guess Greta Thunberg is secretly working with the Iranians to close the Straits of Hormuz.you …
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Last updated 2026-03-11T17:37:36+00:00 browser local time.
DAS WAR EIN BEFEL!
WARMy guess Greta Thunberg is secretly working with the Iranians to close the Straits of Hormuz. Never underestimate the pain a woman can cause. Calls on TSLA
TSLALmfao we will never see SPY 480 again
SPYLet me get this strait - no oil is going through, Iran won't back down, ships are getting hit... but the price of oil is going down and stonks are going up. Because this dude said: >*"I THINK THIS WAR IS VERY COMPLETE, PRETTY MUCH"* I'm honestly retarded for expecting anything different.
WARLMAO! Do you not know how to trade SPY options?
SPYDead cat bounce complete. What hits $300 first, SPY or oil?
SPYMining the strait puts the GUARANTEED closure at 3-6 weeks now up from 2-3 weeks. The US strategy is now to bomb infrastructure until they "cry uncle". The timeline for that is months, not weeks, so it's more likely won't see the strait open for months. That means we're headed towards a start-stop industrial cycle. SPY will be sub 600 by April.
SPYWHITE HOUSE SECRETARY NEEDS JAIL FOR MANIPULATING OIL PRICES WITH FAKE INFORMATION OIL $300
OILSo lemme get this straight, you lolo'ed 50k as a college student on 1dte QQQ call; and by some miracle tweet from the president, got blessed with a 200% gain? Can you fathom the probability of that happening?
QQQI don't hold ASTS but if i touch the stock it will crash after that
ASTSNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.