| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | -0.65% $704.08 | #240 C | +1.4% C | 536 +27% | Buy | C C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +1.4%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
After the dot-com peak, SPY took roughly 12 years (2000 to 2012) to sustainably reclaim prior highs around $140. A true bear can grind people down for years until optimism is fully wrung out. The bottom is usually formed when nobody wants in, nobody cares, and the idea of buying …
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| 2 | CAR | +17.27% $713.97 | #1 S | +73.5% S | 223 +394% | Strong Sell | Strong Buy | S S S S A | |||||||
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Week +73.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 147.2%
Short Pct: 93.0%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
shit is way too overpriced and this short squeeze is going to end soon
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| 3 | MSFT | +1.46% $424.16 | #62 B | +7.9% A | 147 +23% | Hold | Neutral | B A C D D | |||||||
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Week +7.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.1%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
I reduced allocation some but things like memory and optics/photonics which are up massively YTD and significantly off the lows of March. Tim Cook was a VERY good CEO from supply chains and building out operations for Apple for many decades. NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto …
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| 4 | UNH | +6.96% $346.01 | #3 A | +10.1% A | 118 +356% | Hold | Buy | A A A D E | |||||||
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Week +10.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 84.2%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
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| 5 | TSLA | -1.55% $386.42 | #355 D | +6.1% B | 102 +39% | Hold | Buy | D B D E B | |||||||
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Week +6.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 2.0%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto and AI boom and were perfectly positioned, kudos to Jensen. Elon took over and helped create the first real scalable electric car company, and while he gets props from me there, the stock should trade at $50/share give multiple quarters of …
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| 6 | NVDA | -1.08% $199.88 | #292 D | +1.7% C | 94 +29% | Buy | Buy | D C B C A | |||||||
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Week +1.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.2%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Buy
Modest gains with APLD, ASTS, RKLB. NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto and AI boom and were perfectly positioned, kudos to Jensen. Elon took over and helped create the first real scalable electric car company, and while he gets props from me there, the stock should trade …
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| 7 | BYND | -9.91% $1.04 | #501 F | +45.1% S | 88 +210% | Strong Sell | Buy | F S A B F | |||||||
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Week +45.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 40.7%
Short Pct: 31.0%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Buy
If they buy one GPU, they can rebrand as an AI leader in the 'virtually fake meat' market as segment leader.
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| 8 | ASTS | -1.22% $80.01 | #309 D | -9.7% E | 88 +102% | Hold | Sell | D E E E A | |||||||
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Week -9.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 41.9%
Short Pct: 20.3%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Modest gains with APLD, ASTS, RKLB. $100 is guarunteed if ASTS falls back to $2, I'm buying, and holding this time.Yeah, BO may be to blame but it's hard to have faith in anyone but the Indians getting the launch right.
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| 9 | QQQ | -0.38% $644.33 | #212 C | +2.5% C | 79 +46% | Strong Buy | C C C C C | ||||||||
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Week +2.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
Use up to 10% of your pennies to Buy calls on QQQ 5% out the money ending on Friday, sell at 40% loss or 300-500% profit each time. More consistent but less profit long run. If you are anxious about PnL swings you should be doing ETFs like VOO and …
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| 10 | POET | +19.32% $10.25 | #1 S | +52.8% S | 75 +459% | Strong Buy | S S S A A | ||||||||
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Week +52.8%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 7.6%
Short Pct: 8.6%
Technical Analysis: Strong Buy
I also sold POET so not losing sleep, but woulda been a nice gainer.
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OPEN THE F*CKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!
OPENFuck, again with this shit on the weekend? # SPY TO 720 NEXT WEEK
SPYThis reminds me when I told my girlfriend I made 2K because etherium was up. Long story short get a real job and just buy VOO, you'll end up rich, don't make it complicated.
VOOSomehow bought OPEN leaps a couple months before that started to rip lol may be running out of luck
OPENHell is empty and all the devils buying SPY calls
SPYlol check your math. NVDA forward P/E is about 24. Apple is 31, JPM is 15ish, walmart is about 42, Costco is about 50x This is why if you think the way you do, you're probably missing the boat. The market has actually gotten cheaper the past few months as companies have been making more and more money. So, companies got cheaper. It got pushed down by some uncertainty and growth scares, but now that the fundamentals are back, everyone wants back into the boat, as everyone understands what this means. The US consumer is too resilient and keeps spending. Good news.
NVDA JPMUnrealized gains in GAAP are also absolutely obfuscating real performance. He mentions TSLA and last time I dug deep into their numbers I distinctly remember noticing that they hold a substantial amount of crypto seemingly for the purposes of counting unrealized gains.
TSLANFLX has announced it has gone to war with Iran
NFLXNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.