| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | +0.09% $655.83 | #287 D | +1.7% C | 210 +27% | Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +1.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Buy
USO pumped 11% on Thursday and the market did not give a fuck./u/Optimal_Ad5461 made a bet that SPY would go to 650.0 within **1 day** when it was 655.912 and it did not.
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| 2 | OPEN | +3.72% $4.74 | #11 A | -3.3% E | 73 +265% | Hold | Sell | A E D E A | |||||||
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Week -3.3%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 43.4%
Short Pct: 14.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
That means within the military - they got internal conflict and are clueless how to resolve the crisis.
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| 3 | USO | +11.15% $137.92 | #2 A | +17.6% A | 32 -19% | A A S A B | |||||||||
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Week +17.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
USO pumped 11% on Thursday and the market did not give a fuck.Roll drag is when the curve flattens and the magic fades paying premium for mid serotonin. Backwardation is when your USO turns from trash roll to legendary love bomb.Calls = degenerate weekend leverage.
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| 4 | WTI | +4.65% $3.15 | #7 A | -4.0% E | 27 +17% | Hold | Buy | A E A A A | |||||||
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Week -4.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 38.5%
Short Pct: 22.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Every Sunday night for the past 5 weeks the oil market opens higher, only to fall over the course of the night and open lower the following morning. Over this long holiday weekend, Israel attacked Iranian O&G infrastructure, Iran attacked oil infrastructure in Kuwait, the Houthis threatened to blockade the …
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| 5 | TSLA | -5.42% $360.59 | #501 F | -3.1% E | 26 +42% | Strong Sell | Strong Sell | F E E E C | |||||||
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Week -3.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Strong Sell
Technical Analysis: Strong Sell
/u/FluffyPenguinsx made a bet that TSLA would go to 300.0 within **1 week** when it was 360.451 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. I believe RKLB will continue to pullback as it's still over priced but I think it will definitely benefit from the IPO.
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| 6 | NVDA | +0.93% $177.39 | #160 C | +3.6% B | 25 +61% | Strong Buy | Neutral | C B C D B | |||||||
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Week +3.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
NVDA is a winner in the long term, no matter what others say. They are boosting the whole AI ecosystem, and at the same time, cannibalizing future rivals like Groq. NVDA will double or triple the market cap in theLong term. If it drops more with this AI bubble issue, …
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| 7 | MSFT | +1.11% $373.46 | #137 C | +2.0% C | 25 -31% | Hold | Sell | C C D E D | |||||||
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Week +2.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/throwawayyhs made a bet that MSFT would go to 450.0 within **1 month** when it was 387.894 and it did not. Wall Street market makers who sold those Puts had to short the actual stocks (like MSFT and VOO) to hedge their own risk.
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| 8 | QQQ | +0.11% $584.98 | #282 D | +2.0% C | 22 -3% | Strong Buy | D C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +2.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Zack's: Strong Buy
positions (puts were started when we were in deep panic, calls when it looked like we have some euphoria back when QQQ was 600) You can buy and sell *hundreds* of contracts a month and there are no tax implications until you take distributions. If option trading was disallowed everyone …
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| 9 | MU | -0.44% $366.24 | #356 D | +3.1% B | 21 +2% | Strong Buy | Sell | D B E B A | |||||||
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Week +3.1%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/Deep_Load_67 made a bet that MU would go to 480.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 395.834 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. No consideration for the macro environment or Iran war. No I dont touch 0s I prefer weekly or monthly and stacking a …
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| 10 | SPCE | +2.50% $2.46 | #31 A | +2.9% C | 19 +291% | Hold | Neutral | A C C E E | |||||||
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Week +2.9%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 17.9%
Short Pct: 23.2%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Neutral
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# OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU BASTARDS
OPENThe fuck is this. WTI is highest in 4 years!
WTICould he TACO into Islam? "Praise Allah. I am now Mohammed Trump and I declare the strait open and SPY at 900. Praise be upon him."
SPY# OPEN THE STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
OPENOPEN THE FUCKIN' MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
OPENwtf does this have to do with putting my third mortgage on 0dte SPY puts? Regard.
SPYI do not have a plan for April 2026. I'm going to continue to buy VTI once a month and continue to direct my 401k to the best available S&P500 index. My plan is to remain consistent. If the entire market crashes, so be it.
VTIIT WAS OPEN!!! THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
OPENNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.