| Stock | Quote | Today* | 7-day | Mentions | Zack's Rating | Tech Anal** | D/W/M/Q/Yr Grade | Best Time | Hold Stgy | ||||||
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| 1 | SPY | +2.55% $676.01 | #238 C | +3.2% C | 853 +160% | Buy | C C C D C | ||||||||
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Week +3.2%
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R500
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Zack's: Buy
SPY up $30 and destroyed all the retail puts. I saw the news after market close yesterday and scalped SPY overnight for an easy 2%. It serves as a near constant reminder that the market can stay irrational longer than I can put off my actual job. Has anyone actually …
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| 2 | MSFT | +0.55% $374.33 | #395 E | +1.3% D | 396 +397% | Buy | Sell | E D E E D | |||||||
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Week +1.3%
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R500
Best timing
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Inst hold: 76.0%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Buy
Technical Analysis: Sell
You would've outperformed MSFT over the past 5 years by buying treasuries or municipal bonds. MSFT 360 or 350 tmr? They're just *really good* at hitting that sweet spot where every stakeholder agrees they're the best option... Technical side might grumble, but they're not terrible.
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| 3 | USO | -9.78% $124.58 | #501 F | +0.4% E | 301 +215% | F E A A A | |||||||||
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Week +0.4%
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We all know it's gonna rocket bruh it's almost insulting at this point. My USO calls bought an hour ago are already up 40%.Alright... after hoarding cash for way too long, I'm finally in 3000 shares USO at 122.00.I'm buying USO Calls for 24 April at this rate.
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| 4 | TSLA | -0.98% $343.25 | #448 E | -10.0% F | 206 +230% | Hold | Sell | E F E E B | |||||||
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Week -10.0%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 44.7%
Short Pct: 1.8%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
/u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 385.0 within **22 hours** when it was 355.524 and it did not, so they were banned for a week../u/curling_rocks made a bets that T SLA would going to 400.0. within **1 week** whenIt was 380.933 and it didn't, so it was …
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| 5 | META | +6.50% $612.42 | #35 A | +5.7% B | 141 +474% | Hold | Sell | A B E D C | |||||||
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Week +5.7%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 78.7%
Short Pct: 1.1%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
Anyone see that guy turn $10k into 1.1mil in 2 days playing META calls?I hate my lack of predicting skills!META casually up 9% on AI news. If you really want your puts to pay out, you need to DM the Iranian Twitter Account and get them to post the Donald …
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| 6 | QQQ | +2.97% $606.09 | #209 C | +3.7% C | 138 +206% | Strong Buy | C C D D B | ||||||||
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Week +3.7%
Meme
R500
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Zack's: Strong Buy
/u/OrangeForeva made a bet that QQQ would go to 572.97856 within **1 day** when it was 584.672 and it did not, so they were banned for a week../u/Jealous_Bend8944 made a bets that QZQ would going to 580.0 within **2 days** and it didn't, so it was banned. /u/Emere59 made a …
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| 7 | OPEN | +1.98% $4.64 | #283 D | +1.5% D | 113 +191% | Hold | Sell | D D E E A | |||||||
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Week +1.5%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 43.4%
Short Pct: 14.9%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Sell
How do you define "COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz"strait isn't open now only means - ANOTHER FUKING GREEN DILDO WHEN IT OPENED TOMORROW\>"**and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz**, I agree …
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| 8 | PLTR | -6.20% $140.76 | #500 F | -3.9% E | 113 +473% | Hold | Buy | F E E E A | |||||||
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Week -3.9%
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R500
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Inst hold: 61.5%
Short Pct: 2.4%
Zack's: Hold
Technical Analysis: Buy
Woke up at 9:30, but puts on PLTR for basically no reason, fell back asleep./u/anaphiamusic made a bet that PLTR would go to 140.0 within **1 week** when it was 147.13 and it did, congrats gigabrain. They are active in conversations regarding stock analysis, earnings, and market trends.
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| 9 | NVDA | +2.23% $182.08 | #262 D | +3.6% C | 81 +183% | Strong Buy | Neutral | D C D D A | |||||||
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Week +3.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 69.7%
Short Pct: 1.0%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
Samsung beat not just year over year, but also quarter over quarter, by a huge amount over expectations. I nearly timed the bottom on NVDA, off by 3 cents. I made 20% gain when I just needed to get out at breakeven.asking for a friend with 190 puts expiring this …
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| 10 | MU | +7.72% $406.73 | #20 A | +10.6% A | 78 +180% | Strong Buy | Neutral | A A B A A | |||||||
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Week +10.6%
Meme
R500
Best timing
Hold strategy
Inst hold: 82.4%
Short Pct: 2.6%
Zack's: Strong Buy
Technical Analysis: Neutral
Secured +40k on MU and SNDK calls.NVDA, whilst breaking records and having higher year over year performances, barely beat expectations and had "lackluster" quarter over quarter results, relatively. Samsung here beat not just year overyear, but also quarter overquarter, by a huge amount over expectations.
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Well onto more positive news, public support for NASA is literally at an all-time high. It's sitting at 80% currently. Back in the 1960s only 46% of people supported the moon program, with many saying the viet-fucking-nam war was more important, with NASA favorability dropping down to 39% with the public by 1970. Last time NASA favorability reached 70% or above was back in 1990 TLDR: People love space all of a sudden.
NASAMSFT just go to zero already so I can uninstall the broker and live my life in peace
MSFTWho do these MMs think they're fooling keeping the USO price this suppressed? We all know it's gonna rocket bruh it's almost insulting at this point
USOYOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE SHIPS NOT MOVING THROUGH YOU DUMB BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
LITESPY up $30 and destroyed all the retail puts. The real war is the rich vs the poor.
SPYI think it's really funny that SPY is up on "what if something nice happens". It serves as a near constant reminder that the market can stay irrational longer than I can put off my actual job.
SPYincoming tweet: OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR ELSE YOU'LL GET AN EXTENSION ON THE CEASEFIRE!
OPENIn fairness, it's really easy to get access to extended hours trading. I saw the news after market close yesterday and scalped SPY overnight for an easy 2%.
SPYOPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS !!
OPENWe should have been at SPY 720 rn instead of celebrating 670 but ok
SPYNot investment advice. Invest at your own risk.