In my real life, I would refuse to buy anything for myself over $100. To get out early they have to: **'i'll eat a bar of soap'**Yeah bish, I need SPY to hit $605 before Christmas.Vol might be light but Santa rally is coming in hot.Adding to my 5k shares today with some SPY calls profits. Performance Meme

TSM, NVDA, AMD, AVGO. Already long AAPL,NVDA, GOOGL, AMZN. NVDA and AMD, carry this shit market plz. You could have bought NVDA under 130 last Friday!I think my NVDA calls are just fucking done. Performance Meme

TSM, NVDA, AMD, AVGO. Everytime I buy AMD it tanks to the inner circle of hell but I never sold the son of a bitch so i'm actually up 45% in long term gains. I made a bet that AMD would go to 110.0 within **3 days** when it was 116.119 and it did not. Performance Meme

TLRY has diluted the float by about 5.4x since its last run, so any sort of squeeze will be much more difficult. They're buying TLRY $7 calls less than a month out. I sold 75% of my position and am going to ride the rest to the death (or, much less likely some "dumb money - 2 ") Performance Meme

With just $1k in your account, could open a single TSLA spread right now that would display a $45k deficit on early assignment. At no point was OP actually $4 million in the hole..Robinhood just displays early assignment in a really stupid way. Performance Meme

I kicked myself in the butt a couple weeks ago when LUNR hit $16 and I didn't sell.So glad I bought more on Thursdays dip!My plan is to wait for a LunR dip, watch it do nothing but rally for the next few weeks, FOMO in and lose money! Performance Meme

I think MSFT is fine and their new CEO is actually good for business culture../u/Cartdemon079 made a bet that MSFT would go to 460.0 within **1 month** when it was 426.946 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Performance Meme

/u/PutinsPootinPuter made a bet that PLTR would go to 55.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 71.885 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. MELI, NBIS, QQQ (not a stock, but captures the upside of big tech and growth without individual risk) Performance Meme

80% VTI + 20% VXUS (or whatever allocation you're comfortable with) accomplishes the same thing with more diversity. Would love to see a 30%+ drop in QQQ to wipe out the entire TQQQ sub. The intuition on a leveraged ETF is that it has a magical price from which all movement gets compressed around, but that only baits people in. Performance Meme

He's already cashed out like half a billion dollars of stock and has his own personal BTC he can sell whenever he uses his company to pump. The whole thing is him stroking his own ego, creating a cult following by promoting himself as being all in on Bitcoin when in reality he' heavily insulated from any crash. Performance Meme